“my Pretty Baby” And I’m Talking About A Grown Man Who Could Pick Me Up And Throw Me Any Way He’d

I get that the gang bang in IT is really shocking and all but can we PLEASE get some new jokes about this franchise. This is the same book that has a mythical giant turtle and a 12 year old gang leader, there are OTHER THINGS TO TALK ABOUT.

they are serving jesusjudas realness

fourth grade from mid90s are you free this saturday

we love and support evil women but we don't support being evil to your wife

VAMPIRE!FEI HARGREEVES x READER HEADCANONS

summary: au hcs where fei is a vampire + her powers revolve around bats instead of birds

warnings: mentions of blood

a/n: i was bored and made this so it’s not gonna be the best loll :')

vampire!fei who doesn’t leave the house during the day even though she can go in the sun

vampire!fei who takes you to goth clubs and edgy art exhibits

vampire!fei who is sensitive to bright lights

vampire!fei who can find you anywhere, even in the dark

vampire!fei who hates getting tempted by your blood bc she doesn’t want to hurt you

vampire!fei who gets tired and grumpy during the winter

vampire!fei who is very possessive committed to your relationship

vampire!fei whose favorite month is october, but will never admit it because she thinks it’s a vampire stereotype

vampire!fei who will let you infodump about anything (even if she knows as much or more about it than you)

vampire!fei who is unaffected by the cold

vampire!fei who wears jackets and sweaters anyway, so she can give them to you

vampire!fei who didn’t want you to see her bloody for the first few months bc she didn’t want to scare you

vampire!fei who likes to collect bug resin trinkets

vampire!fei who gives you trinkets and jewelry she finds (or takes)

vampire!fei who is basically nocturnal

vampire!fei who doesn’t infodump often, but if she does, it’s only to you

vampire!fei who sprays your perfume around her room when you’re going to be gone for a while

vampire!fei who feeds on people you don’t like

vampire!fei who wouldn’t ever feed on you unless you asked, and even then she might not

vampire!fei who wants to turn you so you two can be always together

vampire!fei who will never tell you that because she doesn’t want to seem clingy

"What’s that notion app on your phone?"

Pre crash Lottie is so funny like girl what do you mean you regularly steal clothes from tj max 😭

even he was weirded tf out

I need the Yellowjackets cast in a puppy interview for the season 3 press tour NOWWW

he’s my little meow meow