Incorrect Quotes 2/50

Affection Headcannons (Mammon)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 2/7

General

Mammon wants to show you off to everyone.

But at the same time, he doesn’t want anyone else to see you.

He just wants all of your attention on him.

Mammon always wants to be touching you in some way, especially around other people.

He needs everyone to know that you belong to him.

When in reality, everyone in the Devildom knows that you have him wrapped around your little finger.

Hands

He tends to grab your hands first.

Mammon loves holding your hands and tangling your fingers together.

Whenever the two of you are out in public people can always expect to see either his arm around you, or his fingers tangled in yours.

He just wants to show off to everyone that hey, this human chose me, I win.

He’s always grabbing one of your hands with his when you’re eating at the dinner table.

He thinks he’s being sneaky but literally everyone knows.

Kisses

Mammon loves to kiss you. 

He likes to pull you against his chest when he kisses you too, making you have to tilt your chin up to actually be able to reach his mouth.

Mammon 100% uses toungue and you can’t prove otherwise.

If he’s not pulling you against his chest, he’s backing you against a wall.

He will kiss you in front of his brothers and complete strangers.

Mammon will kiss you in front of lord Diavolo himself.

The boy does not care who sees him kissing you.

Hugs

Mammon gives strong hugs.

When he’s not kissing you, his arms are wrapped around you tightly.

Whether he’s behind you or in front of you while he hugs you is usually up to you.

You’re talking to a friend on the street? Mammon is coming up behind you, wrapping his arms around you and resting his face against your neck.

He just doesn’t want to let you out of his sight or reach once you’re his.

Cuddles

When Mammon wants cuddles, he gets cuddles.

You’re doing homework? Good luck prying him off of you.

Mammon will pick you up off of your chair and throw you onto the bed, only to plop down with his face on your stomach and his arms around your waist.

Whenever you’re cuddling, he will insist on either you playing with his hair, or he gets to play with yours.

You still do not know why that is.

He’s trying to show you that he appreciates you in the best way he can.

Mammon just wants you all to himself. 

Incorrect Quotes 54/50

MC, while visiting purgatory hall: Can I please just use your shower?

Solomon: Only if you put it back after

I was cackling throughout this post. Everyone else go home, this one wins.

OM! Brothers with an odd wake up call

it’s 3:22 am idk what this is but i hope ya like it

cringe, cussing, and gn!mc

Lucifer

It was the morning after your arrival when you went to Lucifer’s study and asked if you could wake his brothers up

“Go ahead.”

He didn’t think much of it until he heard the sound of pans smashing against each other and a song being played

“I’M TIRED OF Y’ALL BITCHES IN THIS HOUSE- Y’ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND”

What in the Devildom is the human exchange student doing?!

“WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! GET- THE- FUCK- UP-!”

He stepped out of his office only to find you running through the halls, smashing pans, and singing- no- screaming at the top of your lungs

“I DON’T GOT NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ Y’ALL! Y’ALL AIN’T NEVER GONNA SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ ME!!”

Lucifer quickly put a stop to your antics before one of his brothers tried to kill you

You were dragged into his office and lectured for exactly 1 hour and 27 minutes

He hates it when he hears the sound of you screaming random words he doesn’t understand

It got worst when Levi started to join you

Great, now I have two idiots to lecture

Mammon

That morning of your first wake up call, he had just gotten home from the casino to find Lucifer chasing the human who was screaming and clanking pans

“What the fu-“

Needless to say, you left a pretty good impression on him. He had a great laugh as you were dragged by Lucifer into his office for a long lecture

It was funny until he got a taste of your wake up call

“It’s Wednesday, my dudes!”

What is the human doing shouting in the hallway?

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

He opened the door and saw you. With goggles on?

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

You kept screaming. He saw Satan opening the door down the hall, a dark aura surrounding him

He pulled you inside his room and called you an absolute idiot

Mammon now uses your wake up calls as a distraction for when he steals from his brothers

Leviathan

He was awake when you first did your wake up calls and found it to be hilarious because he understood the memes

Although, he was rather surprised when you asked to borrow his loud speaker for another one of your wake up calls

Eager to see your next chaotic wake up call, he lent it to you

“You know you gotta do the cooking by the book, you know you can’t be lazy!”

A children’s song? Oh wait-

“BREAK IT DOWN, BITCH! LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP-“

He was howling with laughter as you violently screamed the lyrics

He was also reprimanded by Lucifer for “giving MC a speaker to scream a vulgar song”

Levi always joins in whenever you do a wake up call, even if he gets lectured

Satan

Right off the bat, he absolutely despised your wake up calls

He was so invested in a beautifully written novel when he heard,

“IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY?! YES! A REALLY GOOD BOOK!”

That’s true but would you sHUT THE FUCK UP-

If it weren’t for Lucifer’s and Mammon’s interferences, you would’ve been dead already

Then he noticed how much Lucifer hated your wake up calls

He stands to the side every time you get Lucifer worked up because of your screaming

And he absolutely adored that one time you ran away from Lucifer while yelling,

“I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!”

He’s on the borderline of hating and loving your antics

Asmodeus

“This SCREAMING isn’t good for my SKIN!” Asmodeus screeched at you. How ironic

Your odd antics always wakes him up from his beauty sleep and he hates it

“AND THERE WERE ROOMMATES!!”

No- no, nOT AGAIN-

“OH MY GOSH! THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!”

Levi?! You too?!

There is nothing he hates more than when it’s morning and he hears your voice

He honestly hates your voice

Beelzebub

He was... So utterly confused when he hears you screaming for the first time

If anything, he was concerned and checked up on you

But Lucifer has already snatched you away to lecture you

Every time he hears your wake up calls, he always checks up on you to see if you’re alright

He was especially concerned when he heard you scream,

“I smell like beef... I SMELL LIKE BEEF!!”

“I-I don’t? Where’s the beef-?”

He’s genuinely worried about your yelling, try not to do it so often

Belphegor

His first time hearing your wake up calls was up in the attic

He was... Extremely confused.

First of all, that doesn’t sound like any of his brothers. Second of all, what the fuck is happening?

Nowadays, he usually sleeps through your loud wake up calls

On rare occasions, he’ll watch with Satan as you and Levi get chased by Lucifer

Imagine (Guzma):

The first thing said to you by your soulmate is written somewhere on your body. Your first meeting with team skull goes a little different than you had expected.

(Imagine below the cut)

Your pokemon were tired, and so were you.

You had been travelling to Po Town, and you were unprepared for the rain.

I meant you knew it rained there, but you didn’t realize it was this bad.

Galvantula and Larvesta were not having it.

Your Araquanid was having the time of its life as it splashed in the puddles though at least.

When you finally saw the wall encasing the town you almost cried of happiness.

Finally you could get somewhere dry.

The team skull grunts seemed surprised as to how willing you were to go with them inside to see their boss.

Honestly you couldn’t care less about their boss. Whoever he was.

When they brought you before the white-haired man sitting on the throne-like chair, you nearly laughed.

You shut up real quick when he looked at your Araquanid and opened his mouth.

“That’s a cute bug type, but mine’s better.”

“Wanna bet?”

The two of you were quiet for a minute, processing each other’s words, before the man stood up and laughed.

“Took ya long enough.”

The rest of the team skull members that were in the room were shook when their leader walked over to you and started talking about bugs with you.

Affection Headcannons (Lucifer)

Fandom: Obey Me!

Part 1/7

General

Lucifer wasn’t used to so much soft physical contact before you. 

But now he’s used to your daily acts of affection.

He doesn’t often seek out your affections first, but will accept you any time that you want attention. 

Unless it’s past curfew.

Then expect him to scold you lightly and walk you back to your room.

Secretly he wants to pull you into his room and fall asleep with his arms around you.

But he knows he should wait until you specifically ask for that.

He doesn’t want to push your limits too far after all.

Hands

He’ll let you hold his hand or arm when you’re walking together, often seeking out your hand himself if you don’t make the first move.

Lucifer likes to rub little circles on the back of your hands whenever he holds them.

His hands are typically a little below room temperature, so they feel nice against your warm skin.

If you’re sick or just really hot, he’ll let you hold his hands against your forehead to cool you down a bit.

He particularly likes when you play with his hair while he’s working, often leaning into your touch like a cat when your nails scratch against his scalp.

Kisses

Lucifer prefers to keep the kissing to when you’re alone, but if you manage to look sad enough, he’ll allow you to press a quick kiss to the corner of his lips.

Unsurprisingly, his lips are soft, and a little warmer than his hands.

He likes to kiss your shoulders whenever you’re laying down together, and if you’re standing, he’ll swoop you up into his arms to kiss your lips and forehead.

If you’re feeling sad, Lucifer will kiss each of your fingers (provided they’re clean) and then steal a breathtaking kiss from your lips.

Lucifer’s kisses are deliberate and passionate. He kisses you like there’s no one else in the world.

Hugs

Hugging Lucifer makes you feel so safe.

He knows you like when he rests his chin on the top of your head, so he dos that often. 

Occasionally when you’re sitting on your chair and working he’ll come up behind you and wrap his arms around you to watch you work.

He doesn’t want to distract you though so it doesn’t happen very often.

He likes when you come into his room (after knocking of course) and hug him from behind while he works.

Don’t expect him to get much work done if you combine that with neck kisses.

Cuddles

Lucifer is a sucker for cuddles.

He is definitely a big spoon, but will let you be the big spoon if you ask.

He likes to wrap his arms around your waist and trace patterns on your skin with a couple fingers.

Sometimes he’ll ask to lay his head on your lap so you can play with his hair while he takes a nap if he’s hard a particularly bad day.

Once you start sleeping together, his favorite position is spooning.

He just loves the feeling of your smaller back pressed to his front.

His chin is always at the top of your head, unless his nose is against your hair.

Looks like an archangel blade from supernatural-

i really don't understand the expression "a double-edged sword" because you get double the sword? that's like, the opposite of a problem???

Imagine|||Obey Me

MC comes home to the devildom from the war

Gender Neutral Character

Trigger warnings: Mentions of war, death, injuries swearing.

This is in no way trying to romanticize war and/or war injuries. There might be a part 3 where MC is getting used to being around the demons again and the same applies to that part.

(Imagine below the cut)

An honorable discharge.

That’s what Barbatos was told when Simeon revealed that he would be bringing you home. But seeing as he made him promise to not tell the brothers, Barbatos knew something was wrong. He relayed the message to Diavolo, who beamed at the fact that one of his favorite humans was returning.

When Solomon and Simeon came in later that week with you supported by your remaining wrath big D, Diavolo almost cried at the state you were in. You now sported a prosthetic right arm and leg and had noticeably shorter hair. Your clothes hung off your frame, and your eyes seemed empty of life.

The big D of wrath looked a little better, with only a few circular scars, and Diavolo feared to know what had happened to the other wrath and pride demons. Never less, he bowed low to the two of you in respect for what you had done, before approaching you to hug you. His heart broke when you flinched, and he quickly turned it into a handshake to save your pride.

The wrath demon excused himself to find the families of the two demons that had died and gave you a quick side hug before passing you to Solomon and letting the sorcerer support your shaky legs.

They took you back to purgatory hall that night after catching up for a while, and you slept beside Solomon, who stayed away for the most part to help you through a nightmare.

When Luke saw you the next morning, he cried. He had been so worried, as Simeon hadn’t wanted him to see you while you were out, so you held him close to you on the couch while he asked a few questions. You tried not to flinch away when Simeon showed up with tea and cookies, and no one questioned you when your hands shook.

Luke was especially scared of hurting the area where your prosthetics were attached, but you assured him it was only bad when you got too cold or it they were attached improperly. You didn’t tell him how you lost your limbs, but later on that day allowed Simeon to explain to him what had happened.

A grenade had been thrown, and you had jumped in front of one of a medic who was tending to one of your fellow soldiers. The big D of pride was the one who carried you away, and bought you back to the base to get your wounds treated while the remaining wrath demon finished off all the enemy soldiers in a mile radius due to his rage. The medic and soldier you had saved swore secrecy to what they had witnessed. Promising to tell no one of the two creatures that crawled out of the shadows in your defense.

When a week later you were finally able to walk with little help from the angels or Solomon, you decided to get your stuff from your room in the House of Lamentation to bring to Purgatory hall. Solomon and Simeon helped you walk over, as they knew when the boys saw you there’d be chaos.

Somehow, you didn’t pass anyone until you got to the stairs, so Solomon went ahead with Luke to start gathering your stuff to make it easier for you. Simeon stayed by your side as you struggled up the first few steps, the prosthetic leg slightly uncomfortable against your skin as you lifted it to step up.

“Y/n?” The voice was quiet, but both you and Simeon heard it without a problem.

It was Mammon.

The avatar of Greed stared at the two of you, eyes wide and breathing shaky as he took a step forwards, and you offered a small smile.

“Hey you.”

Simeon had to grab a hold of your shoulders to prevent you from falling backwards at the force Mammon hit you, and you felt damp droplets hit your short hair as tears fell from the demons face.

Other then Solomon, this was the first hug you had received from anyone since getting home, and somehow, although you were happy to finally see one of the brothers after so long, you were uncomfortable at the act. Upon realizing how tense you were, Simeon had to forcefully extract you from the demon’s grasp, which made Mammon growl lowly.

But when the white-haired male saw the discomfort on your face, he froze. And then he looked at the rest of you. His eyes lingered on your arm and leg, and he finally seemed to realize how short your hair was as he took a step back.

“What happened to ya over there Y/n?”

By the time you had relaxed and managed to mumble out a coherent sentence, pounding footsteps echoed from the direction of the kitchen, and a rush of ginger barreled towards you.

Simeon actually had to whip out his wings and shield you from Beelzebub’s hug, which was not taken well by the avatar of gluttony. Belphegor was close behind his twin, and the commotion must have reached the other brothers because you could hear faint footsteps from other areas in the house.

Satan seemed the least surprised by your arrival, and he helped to hold back his brothers until you could reach the top of the stairs with Simeon’s help. Later he would tell you that the big D of wrath that had survived came to tell him that you were back, and that he decided to wait until you were ready to see them. He understood war, and how it could change people.

Asmodeus was crying as he babbled out welcome home and thanked you for coming back to them, and Leviathan was trying to hide his own tears of joy that you were alright.

When Lucifer finally arrived last, his gaze landed first on your face, then he scanned for injuries. He was annoyed that Simeon’s wings were still covering most of you but accepted your silence and the nervousness in your eyes as a warning to hold back for now.

When Simeon pulled back his wings to help you up the rest of the stairs, the brothers -other than Mammon- fell silent. Their eyes lingered on your new limbs, and they seemed almost afraid to say anything about them.

By the time you had returned with the two angels and Solomon in tow, they had composed themselves. Satan or Lucifer must have warned them to hold their tongues about anything that had happened while you were gone.

“How long have you been back?” Beelzebub was the first to speak, asking the question that everyone wanted to know, and you avoided their eyes as you reached the flat floor.

“A week and a half.” Your voice would not have been heard by them if they didn’t have such good hearing. You could clearly see the anger, the hurt as they realized you had been back this long and didn’t contact them at all. “I needed time.”

“They don’t have to explain themselves. We’re heading back to Purgatory hall until they’re comfortable with being around so many people again.” Solomon wrapped an arm around your shoulders as he stepped closer to you and took their eyes off of you. With his statement, you could see the crestfallen eyes of the demon brothers you had grown to love, and you shuffled on your feet in discomfort.

The angels and human walked you past the brothers, who parted silently to let you pass.

“May I bring you a few books that I had saved for your return?” Satan’s words almost made a tear slip out.

He had still been collecting books he thought you might like while you were gone.

“That would be appreciated.”

And then you were out the door.

Asmodeus (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

Dom To Sub + NSFW Headcannons (Obey Me)

Warnings:

NSFW

FOUL LANGUAGE (SWEARING)

(Headcannons below the cut)

Lucifer 

We already know that this man likes to be in control of situations, so it’s no surprise that he would be the most dominant in the bedroom.

Satan 

Almost tied with Lucifer for first.

The only reason he’s not, is because he does occasionally like to let you take the lead.

He will put a collar on you if you let him while he fucks you from behind.

Belphegor 

Despite his constantly tired state, Belphegor will be in full control during sex.

Prefers to be laying on his back while he helps you ride him, but will top you to prove a point or when he’s frustrated.

Belphegor radiates top energy and the only reason that he isn’t higher on the list is because of Lucifer and Satan.

Asmodeus

The master of switches has arrived.

You’re tired? He’ll do all the work while praising you.

You want to top? He loves when you take control so he’ll be more then happy to let you.

Leviathan

As shy as he is, Levi will top you without hesitation at your request.

He much prefers to be the bottom though, and gets so blushy when you praise him.

Very into cosplay and roleplay.

Beelzebub

Always worried about hurting you due to his size, Beel tends to let you top him for your own safety.

He’ll keep his hands on your hips to help you ride him.

If you ever manage to get him to top you, he’ll be so gentle with you, checking periodically in to make sure he isn’t hurting you.

Absolutely loves giving oral. 

He just wants to taste you, and to him, you taste amazing

Mammon

Are you really surprised?

Mammon is a sub through and through.

If you request it or he’s in a particularly bad mood, he’ll top you but don’t expect it to happen often.

Praise him and he’ll become a mess under you.

Incorrect Quotes 40/50

Satan: *sharp intake of breath* you young homosapien with X Y chromosomes

Solomon, not used to this: What?

MC, whispering: He's saying "BOI" but in scientific terms