A Vulcan Named Stork Works At The Terran Adoption Agency. Parents Always Request That He Be The One To

Because HNOC is based a bit on fallout, i thought i’d make Brian a gen 3 synth for a fallout ttrpg.

i have never played fallout, but my girlfriend made me do this.

Literal definition of spyware:

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why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

Malevolent Sexyman Tournament Round Two

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THE JOURNAL. YESSS JOURNAL JOURNAL SAVED ME :)))))))). “hogs what im feeding in that there backyard”

i miss when mike walters would just stream his consciousness at me as if he was a smart man, and then fail miserably.

what happened to that?

Happy [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER] day and “FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN” Friday to all those who celebrate.

Have a morsel

Someone else made me what I am.

I want them to hate me for it just as much as I hate them for it.

And we will live in this anger and resentment and they will understand the person they have shaped.

They will recognize that they are not god just because they made something out of my sorrow.

It is an ugly kind of love, for the creation to hate the creator.

It is a beautiful kind of hate, for the creator to love the creation.

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

A story about a boy who wore his movie fandom on his head.

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752