Relatable Quotes From My Kindergarten Diary

My Panic! At The Disco obsession turning into a Fallout Boy Obsession turning into an Arctic Monkeys obsession really explains what it's like to grow up

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Hear me out. a political show like House of Cards but instead of it being about a cunning politician manipulating the system for power it's about a confused politician who accidentally gets involved in politics, isn't super passionate, doesn't know what's happening, but somehow stumbles their way to the presidency. All the other politicians and this character are absolutely fucking baffled.

My sister said that being around our family for too long decreased her maturity and intelligence level. At first I was offended but as I remembered that I started my day putting on coca-cola lip smackers while jamming to Soulja Boy and proceeded to order a coffe with 2 "kumps of caramel squirrel" at the dunkin donuts drive through that maybe she had a point.

SOS by ABBA is insanely Cherik coded.

"I've tried to reach for you but you have closed your mind" I know it's low hanging fruit but it fits so perfectly!

Rewatching WandaVision "Boys handle the military" is the most underapreciated line in the MCU

Watching Daisy Jones and the Six gives me extreme bi panic. Suki Waterhouse (specifically as Karen Sirko) makes me gayer whilst Sam Claflin makes me straighter.

VOTE HIM OUT

Trump’s Claim on Handling a Pandemic

Parallels between Tommy Boy and Thor: Ragnarok

- adoptive brothers with black cat and golden retriever energy

- some argument over inheriting the family business (throne of Asgard and Callahan auto parts respectively)

- brothers don’t shake hands, brothers gotta hug

- the brothers learn to actually work together/like each other