Doing The Laundry Doing The Dishes Vacuuming The Carpet Doing The Laundry Doing The Dishes Vacuuming

my phone is a catalytic converter that turns wifi into bad vibes

omg a sun tzu victory royale?

sun tzu in fortnite?

the good ending

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

dick cheney commander deck when

therians are just post-tiktok otherkin

getting strip searched by the TSA gave her the ick. guess she don’t like seeing my cavities

she backed that ass up like a local disk

i suspect that it might mean that when ur high you wanna get fucked in the ass but idk

What does it mean when I get high and think about getting fucked in the ass

why didn’t jesus just go on ssris?

— my kinsey scale seven friend

my uncle really be like “hmmm my brothers wife would make for an excellent mother figure”