I Miss When Roman Roy Was Saying Random Shit With Horrific Implications

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

Junku Nishimura

does anyone want their pussy ate. does anyone want me to make them cum this summer. does anyone want me.

my mom keeps on shifting furniture in the house like the protagonist in je tu il elle. i think there is something wrong with her. woke up to see that the dining table was not where it was yesterday. in the last 2 days this has happened 4 times. this has nothing to do with cleaning cause you only need to do it once for that.

Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*

it’s always when you open tumblr in public when an 1866 painting of a vagina shows up on your dash

cut my hair once myself, now i'm the family hairstylist 🫠