What Do You Mean? It’s 1968!

What do you mean? It’s 1968!

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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jimmydean37
2 months ago

President James “Jimmy” Dean is a flaming homosexual. 🏳️‍🌈

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james dean
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jimmydean37
2 months ago

greetings from one Jimmy to another

Greetings, sir.

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jimmydean37
2 months ago

Trans Nixons are Human Nixons 🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸

DON'T TELL DICK NIXON ABOUT THE ESTROGEN!

I already injected us with it, I don't want him to find out or he'll put a stop to it!

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sorry I’m so fuckin tired
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jimmydean37
2 months ago
Abandoned Space Elevator

abandoned space elevator

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Minecraft Steve Stalenhag over here
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jimmydean37
2 months ago
Made A Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich And It Was A Massacre

Made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and it was a massacre

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WHERES THE FUCKING BREAD
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jimmydean37
2 months ago

Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸

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elvis presley james dean
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jimmydean37
2 months ago

:(

I should probably clarify that Dean wasn't president in the Elvis Official canon, Elvis just thinks he was

Batshit insane sentence out of context

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jimmydean37
2 months ago

That’s… rather rude, Patricia. Why do you want America to have a bad morning?

Good Morning, America. 🇺🇸

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nixon
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jimmydean37
2 months ago

My Man. You Directly Called Me Pretty.

I AM NOT GAY!

I AM STRAIGHT!

I'M STRAIGHT!

I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!

I AM NOT GAY!

I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

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jimmydean37
2 months ago

Never. It’s very homely in here. 🇺🇸

WERE YOU REALLY THE 37TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA????

Why, of course I was! Why do you ask? 🇺🇸

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jimmydean37 - James "Jimmy" Dean
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James "Jimmy" Dean

37th President of the United Zones. (or some gayass idiot, take your pick.)

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