such a pretty boi
@thisisparadisemylove, this is for you!
SFW
Legolas is a very tender and caring boyfriend
He’s not used to feeling love, but he’s so glad he decided to act upon it
He touches you like you’re made of glass, with careful caresses
His kisses are soft and always leave you wanting more
His lips are strangely soft too
Legolas adores having any sort of physical contact with you
He holds your hand whenever he can, especially if one of you is nervous
And will cuddle you if you ever feel weary or upset
If you run your fingers through his hair and scratch his scalp, he practically purres in delight
He having you cuddle up to him as he reads to you, or you read to him
He’d also adore teaching you about his home culture
He teaches you all about Elvish courting, and tries to learn Human courting techniques for you
He always worries for your safety, especially when you’re not together
Granted, he trained you in combat so you can defend yourself
But he’s still just so worried for you
So in battle, Legolas spends most of his time protecting you, rather than focusing on the battle itself
If you do get hurt, Legolas would be sick with worry, blaming himself for not being able to protect you properly
He’d stay by your side until your fully healed
You captivate most of his thoughts, and everything he does, he does with you in mind
Legolas also enjoys picking flowers with you and braiding them into your hair, or making you a flower crown
He gives you a ton of gifts in general, really
Especially if you’re upset
He’ll always treat you like a princess, no matter your status
One of his greatest pleasures is taking baths with you
Not even to make love necessarily, but just to cuddle with you in warm water and enjoy your presence together
He often compares your beauty in terms of Nature, as many Elves do
“Your eyes are my stars, your hands feel like running water and smile like the shining of the sun. I love you, my dear.”
He also ends up defending you in front of Thranduil sometimes too
Don’t worry, Thranduil warms up to you soon enough, but he can definitely be rather… protective of his son
NSFW
Legolas is just as tender during sex as he is when you’re not getting busy
Though, he’s very inexperienced, considering he’s an oddball amongst other Elves
And he does not know Humans very well, so he really doesn’t know what to do
But his inexperience is really quite charming, and maybe a bit of a turn on
And he’s still quite good anyways
His moans are very sexy, being breathy and low
And Legolas pants quite a lot too
Much like all Elves, his ears are extremely sensitive
Seriously, lick or kiss his ears and he might as well come right then and there
Legolas often praises you during sex a lot
“You’re so wet, my love”
“Ah! That feels so good, darling!”
“Oh, you’re so tight”
Elves don’t practice Oral Sex commonly, so when you give him a blowjob for the first time, he’s quite stunned at how amazing it feels
When recieving pleasure, he’ll frantically tell you how good that feels in pure bliss
His reactions are the best and such a turn on
He’s also fascinated by how you and your body is reacting to the pleasure he’s giving you, so he tries his absolute best
He’s incredibly gentle and always asks you if you’re enjoying it
It’s amazing, and there’s tons of sweet cuddling and kisses afterwards
oh my fucking god STOP PUTTING YOURE DUMB ASS OC IN THE X-READER TAG YOU FUCKING TROHOGLYDITE STOP USING YOURE OC AS A WAY TO FUCKING FALSE ADVERTISE AND ITS NOT JUST ‘oh i can use what ever tags i want’ THAT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO SEE IT PUT IT IN THE WRITE TAG ‘if you dont like it block me’ I DONT FUCKING CARE YOU CLOGGING THE FUCKING X-READER WITH YOUR UGLY ASS OC I HATE IT HERE
I was on discord and my name on it was roman reigns' bitch and i get on tumblr and say this
bonus:
YESSS
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.
Jason Momoa in Johnson Family Vacation (2004)
yall mad trifling
cop!chris evans x black!reader he saves u from being shot 😘
.....this is why we can’t have nice things and I want whoever sent this to choke
oh well let me see this
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
dear, javier
I’ve been hiding many things from you and I feel bad I know you don’t technically like or love me but I have to get something of my chest and it may sound weird but I am tired of you leaving me when we hang out with each other, If you want to have a conversation then just text or write me back
- From Y/N
You were constantly waiting for a reply to the point you started to get anxiety. Did he hate you? Does he think you weird and doesn’t want to come in contact with you? What was it you were dying to know.
You had ballet lesson in a few minutes so you weren’t about to worry about this all day and let it get in the way of what you had to do, so you got up and got all of your stuff ready. Money, hairties, wallet, headphones, and sanitary items.
Walking into your dance studio you put all your stuff down and started to stretch. It was still on your mind it’s like it kept poking at you head you grabbed your headphones out of your bag and went to you music app and played your favorite song it’s been your favorite because your mom always played it with her violin.
You felt alive like you were soaring in the sky.
After you finished you hear clapping behind you and it was Javier and you ran towards him and wrapped your hands around his waist and started to cry and your tears soaked his shirt and they were many reasons why you were so sad. All the pain of him being with other women when you wanted alone time with him, him always leaving you, losing people you love, being alone. He always had time for other people but you and it broke your heart. He didn’t really understand that
He brung you close into his embrace he was pretty warm. ''Mi Amor, what is wrong'' he asked you. ''You always have time for other people but me'' you reply with your voice cracking a little in the process. His heart saddens and he pulls you face up by your chin and gives you a kiss on your lips. ''I will find time to spend with Mi Amor'' he then gave you a kiss on the head and walked you back to your apartment. You got an idea.
''Javi what if we went to go watch the stars?'' You asked him. ''Sure it’s a nice night out anyways'' he gave you a small smile.
You laid a blanket down on your balcony and got some drinks you put lights up and set up a calm environment for you too to enjoy.
Javier came out to the balcony and laid with you on the blanket. ''Look at how beautiful the stars and asteroids are!'' You exclaimed. ''Just like you'' he said. You face started to heat up a bit.
And for the rest of the night you guys had your hands intertwined and making out starring at the sky.
Astroids ☆
dear, fanfic writers not every girl in the world is white, skinny, and has blue eyes and straight hair
please be more considerate that they are poc and other people of color who read fanfics
not everyone is a female. Males read them to as well like non-binary and genderfluid people
if it is an x-reader DONT USE YOUR OC nor do you USE THE WRONG TAGS
it is so annoying to search up a x-reader to see some basic ass oc
dont waste people’s time tagging the wrong on please just don’t
this is kind of off topic but DONT ASK WHEN A STORY IS BEING UPDATED
i have a feeling that gerry poisoned the wine CAN WE JUST BE HAPPY WITHOUT HER RUINING THE MOMENT
Maxwell Lord x F!Reader
Summary: Maxwell Lord is successful, handsome and can have anything he wants with a snap of his fingers. He is living the American dream until his mother turns his life upside down by going behind his back to organize an arranged marriage to help take Chimtech Consortium to new heights. The only thing worse than not being in control is that his bride-to-be is you, the one person he cannot stand.
Warning: Smut and swearing is most chapters but in this chapter: swearing, smut. PSA: Maxwell Lord has a breeding kink
A/N: WE MADE IT FOLKS! The wedding! As always, I simply adore every comment I get on this story, the response has been insane! I love it! Thank you to @absurdthirst for being my partner in crime as always.
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“Max” you whine, digging your nails into the sheets, trying to grasp at the silk material.
“Come on honey, one more for daddy” he pleads, his hips hitting against your ass as he pounds into you from behind.
“Baby please” you beg, forehead dropping to rest on your forearm when your arms collapse, your ass jiggling with every thrust and Maxwell groans, his fingers splayed out across your lower back.
“Tell me what you want” he grunts, his free hand squeezing your breast, dragging you up so your back presses against his damp chest.
He pinches your nipple and you gasp, turning to nuzzle your nose against his jaw.
“I want-” you whimper when his hand trails down your torso, fingers dipping into your belly button before cupping your mound, his fingertips brushing against your clit.
“Max, please” you beg, nails digging into his forearm.
“Tell. Me. What. You. Want” he punctuates each word with a thrust, his cock hitting that spot deep inside of you to make you sob.
“I want you to fill me. Fuck me full of your cum. I want you to put a baby in me” your words are high pitched and muffled into his neck but he smirks, hearing every desperate syllable.
His cock pulses inside of you and he is so close but he wants to feel you clench around him.
“Cum for me honey” his fingers dip lower and he rubs circles on your clit, his groan and your whine combine and echo around the bedroom when you clench around him.
“Fuck, I love you” you cry, shaking in his arms as he makes you cum again.
“Oh” he chokes and you press your lips to his jaw, sucking lightly.
“Cum for me Maxie, I want you to fill me full of your seed and make me round with your child” you say into his skin and his thrusts stutter.
His arm tightens around your waist and his hand spreads over your stomach while his cock pulses inside of you. His lips press against your ear as he breathes out your name and he pants through his release.
Max wakes up, sweat beading on his forehead and his cock throbbing in his sleep pants.
“Fuck” he groans, wiping his head with the back of his hand.
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I NEED FANFICS OF THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY AFTER I WATCHED THE MOVIE I COULDNT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM