Just So Ppl Are Aware, I Firmly Believe April Fools Is For Funny Little Gimmicks, Absurdist Memes, And

Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney "live action" remakes, but in my defense, I am right

i have approximate knowledge of MANY things.

i know that god quit his day job to pursue a career in therapy.

i know that god is a twink.

i do NOT know what type of vehicle god turns into but i know its gotta be good.

I was at a Halloween party a friend was hosting the other week, and he was baking some truly excellent dishes. He pulled something out of the oven and said (something to the effect of) "Do NOT touch this dish. It just came out of the oven and will burn you into next Sunday."

Other friend responded something like, "Oh cool, a dish that causes time-travel," and I responded, "Well yeah. You hold on to the super hot dish and it makes you travel forward through time at a rate of 1 second per second."

This. It turns out. Was a critical error on my part. Because another friend turned to me real wide-eyed and asked, "Was that a reference?" and I was like "What?" and he was like "Homestuck," and I was like "What?"

people who liveblog with the main tag of the media they're consuming my BELOTHED. you're drowning out the recent posts with actual validity and merit

everything i learn about transformers is against my will

i have approximate knowledge of MANY things.

i know that god quit his day job to pursue a career in therapy.

i know that god is a twink.

i do NOT know what type of vehicle god turns into but i know its gotta be good.

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who