the international sign of "i'm bored why can there be more posts"
this is literally the cutest thing i have ever read
An old married couple checks into a motel for the holidays because their house burned down. The motel is haunted but they don’t realize because they can’t see or hear well. Tell their story
who knew that a $13 bra from target can make you feel so much more comfortable in your own skin
Pokemon Pins made by UglyPlants
me tryna escape my relatives at a family gathering
legit i started tearing up in the airport
forest fire.
🔯 Herbalism 🔯 A little guide on the various ways herbs can be incorporated into your magickal world.
THIS. WE NEED MORE OF THIS.
“The Vice President of America wishes I didn’t have the love with my wife. He wanted to ban that in Indiana. He believes in conversion therapy. He has hurt LGBTQ people so badly as the governor of Indiana. And I think the thing we need to know - and I hope my show Gaycation did this - in terms of connecting the dots in terms of what happened the other day to Jussie…” - Ellen Page on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo! fingerbang an orangutan an orgy in the zoo
mood
some of drakes songs make me want to get a boyfriend and cuddle and others want me to become a stripper, go to a crappy motel, and get high on crack in sexy lingerie
and i oop—
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian