Good News: I Had My Big Debut!

I just remembered that when I was a kid I put serious thought into an idea for an edgy villainy themed department store, like as a genuine career goal I devised to be completely within the realm of possibility and if I remember correctly my idea included:

Satirical ads and signage just bragging about being a soulless corporation

Scary uniforms with optional helmets for employees

Only sinister music ever plays

Large, obvious security cameras with visible laser sights

Menacing but technically correct signage, like “corpse flesh” for meats

A pet section with only snakes, spiders, scorpions and piranhas

A moat outside with live alligators. Bass Pro fishing shops already actually do this so why not.

Overwhelmingly large horror dvd selection, all other genres condensed into a smaller section presented kinda like the weenie hut from spongebob

“Skeletons” as an entire department

Carnivorous plant nursery in the garden section

The store holds very frequent raffles and contests but the prize is always knives

My reasoning besides it being fun was that everyone was probably sick to death of businesses pretending to be wholesome and caring about you and people are also just bored in general so the spectacle itself might pay for the cost of its gimmicks and actually all the regular items would be as cheap as possible

FIRST OF ALL there are better ways than fucking MAKEUP. Glitter. Glitter everywhere. That station has the worst security I’ve EVER SEEN. So yeah. Glitter nukes. I’m leaving them in cop cars and it drives them INSANE

Was anyone else at the police brutality protests outside the GCPD this week and last? Does anyone else have mixed feelings about the number of people wearing clown face paint?

HELP, WHATS THE NAME OF THAT ONE SONG, I THINK IT’S IN RUSSIAN, AN ANIMATOR MADE AN ANIMATIONMEME WITH IT ABOUT AN OWL DUDE THATS THE GOD OF BURIAL, I CANT REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE SONG

Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"

It’s me, ya boi

GOTHAMITES IF YOU SEE THIS YOU HAVE TO MAKE A PICREW OF YOURSELF RN HERES THE LINK https://picrew.me/image_maker/1170750

HERES MINE😎

Hi kids!

Welcome to your first day at the Fairchild Preparatory School for Young Avatars.

Today we’ll be learning a song to help you keep track of your patron, and the powers all your little friends will soon be serving too.

It goes a bit like this:

The Eye sees everything The Web likes to control Corruption is decay and rot In the Lonely you’re alone

The Slaughter feeds on blood The Stranger you don’t know The End will come for all of us And the Hunt won’t let you go

The entities, the entities There are fourteen entities Choose one to serve until you die Choose the one that’s meant to be

Desolation burns with pain And the Vast is open wide The Flesh is what we all are made of And the Dark is more than night

The Spiral drives you mad The Buried wants you trapped But only one can end the world With a ritual, now how ‘bout that?

The entities, the entities There are fourteen entities Choose one to serve until you die Choose the one that’s meant to be

And don’t get blown up by a mean old lady!

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So I know this isn’t what I normally post but I figured this would be the best place to

I’m so glad to see I’m not the only one!

officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease

A somewhat quick drawing of a Sentinel, one of my fav dragons due to how powerful they are. Also, their design is pretty cool.