I Shouldn’t Be In Social Situations I Should Be In The Dark

is anyone else scared or is it just me and every deer

Jesus Christ on the cross was the world's first pin-up boy

I overthink things you've never even thought of

if anyone needs me i’ll be bleeding out in a fun & erotic manner

a boyfriend is basically a guy you can just kind of chew on whenever

is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

when i grow up i want to be unexplainable phenomena