Jaxonthebox - It's Jack, Son!

On this newest episode of "Opinions from a Guy No One Asked", we have...

MY PERSONAL FAVORITE GOOSEBUMPS COVERS!

Just so we're clear, this is just ranking the covers, not the stories themselves, as I have not read all of them...

Say Cheese and Die!

The first great cover, in my opinion.

Night of the Living Dummy

Genuinely Creepy...

Return of the Mummy

It looks like the mummy farted in his tomb, and I think that's very funny.

Attack of the Mutant

Yo, when are we getting Masked Mutant vs. Ghastly Grinner?

Monster Blood III

I swear I've had those shoes.

The Horror at Camp Jellyjam

I've met people exactly like this at summer camp.

The Headless Ghost

I love how, despite the Victorian clothes, he still has an unequivocally 90s haircut.

The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena

This is just my grandparents when they come down from up north.

Egg Monsters from Mars

I mean...It doesn't really look expired, so...I might still try it.

How to Kill a Monster

Big Grassy Paws.

Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns

Sigh, I wish I were as cool as that pumpkin-headed dog...

Calling All Creeps!

Just a couple of cards...

Chicken Chicken

Reminds me of the ending to Freaks[1932].

The Blob That Ate Everyone

WET n VEINY

The Curse of Camp Cold Lake

This might be my favorite one, actually.

The Haunted School

Those eyes...

Werewolf Skin

There's a non-zero chance this awoke something in someone. good for them.

I Live in Your Basement!

Oh, that's gore. That's gore on my Goosebumps cover.

I like to think the reason Awkward Man and Detective look the same is because they're played by the same actor in the meta-narrative.

Horror game where the main cast is from a different genre of horror each.

OP respectfully fuck that noise. I'm now going to start posting like a Shonen protagonist just to spite you, because if I don't fight for the ones I love, then who else will I be fighting for?! If the world is full of darkness, then I guess I'll have to spend the rest of my life bringing as much light as possible...

no more “everything is about love” posts. we all need to start posting like cheesy jrpg villains. this world is full of darkness without end….

No, see, that's what we're saying. You reached this level of evil BECAUSE of his absence. That's why you succeeded. He was holding back your evil potential.

Karina has once again attempted the "Try Not to Draw a Male Character Who's a Massive Slut" Challenge and has, once again, failed with flying colors.

i dont acknowledge luce's hot evil brother enough

OP, I first read this as you saying she would do all that IF you fixed all your problems, and I'm sorry, but I think that was funnier.

I think if she pulled me into a bathroom, pressed me against the wall and started kissing me it’d fix all my problems actually

Miku suit😳

Yes I did mean to call it my website. I've been here since 2011 I'm sure I've gotten pretty high on the line of succession by now

fish bounce

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th