Sigma: I Lost Nikolai

How anime girls be standing when talking to the main character

Hello! I am the friend of the chibi England cosplayer c: the one with a blue wig lol my tumblr is nuclearglass(I'm too lazy to like sign in and shit) I hope we can be friends!! Your cosplay was so adorable and you impersonate him nicely!!

Thank you.

Dazai: To the new year! I’m going to finally die this year!

Chuuya: Stop making promises you don’t intend to keep! You’re getting my hopes up!

Then it gets flagged

has this been done yet

Ravus: I asked for friends and the Astrals cursed me with that. *points at the hole to hell*

Ardyn: *climbs out of it* Good news! Hell doesn't want me either.

Sigma: So what do we do now?

Nikolai: I have a solution.

Sigma: No.

Nikolai: You didn’t hear it!

Sigma: We are not killing him!

Nikolai: I wasn’t even going to suggest that!

Sigma: Then what?

Nikolai: We kidnap him then mutilate his corpse!

When their human fell, Headcanon

Hi Sarah! I am better than before. Not perfectly good, but good enough to go back to write. Here are your hdcs. This was a lot of fun! Hope you have a nice day/night dear!

- All of them will scatter the second there’s a loud sound - Gentiana might accidentally jump against Nyx - The first seconds are chaos - They are tripping over themselves - And each other - There are cats meowing - Iris ran against a chair - Nyx got pushed into a cabinet by Gentiana - Ravus jumped over Luna and kicked Noctis in the head - That last part was intentional - Probably - Giant Gladio couldn’t act fast enough so he slid over the wooden floor like a black mop of fur - Ignis fell off the counter he tried to steal food from - Ardyn had no idea what was going on until Clarus crashed into him, sending him flying off the bed - Now he’s pissed - Meanwhile, Cor just stood still with eyes the size of plates and his heart running a thousand miles per hour - Prompto got scared so much he almost cried - Regis… just raised his head to see where the sound came from - Drautos went nuts jumping over the human to hide in the bathtub - Cindy was outside and came in to see what was going on - Aranea just stares at the others - She looks like she’s questioning how they’re even able to breathe - Poor Regis still has no idea why everyone is running while the human was on the ground, not moving

- It takes them some time to calm down - Ardyn fought Clarus in the meantime - Regis, Cindy, and Aranea come to see how their human is - They headbutt human to calm them down - Everyone else has to come out of their hiding spot first - After that, the human is allowed to get up and put a plaster over their scraped knee

I'm sorry. I hope something good comes along. I'll be praying for you

Small Rant (Ignore if you wish)

My life is a pure fucking hell. I live with fucking potheads with no sense of personal space or privacy. I left home for an entire day just to escape. I came back and immediately got bitched at for no fucking reason. Oh no, I don’t live with my mom. I live with my dad, my sister and her bum ass boyfriend. No matter how nice I am or how mean I am, I am always in the wrong for some stupid fucking reason. I can never truely escape the toxic household I fucking live in!

Im done, you can keep scrolling.

Atsushi: Why the hell am I wanted by everyone suddenly!? Where the hell was all this attention at when I was a child in the orphanage!?

Fyodor: You sound like you are going through a lot and are having a mental breakdown. However I do not care about your feelings, get in the bag.

Mhin: *feeding the stray cats*

Vere: only time you will ever drown in pussy

Mhin:

Vere:

*30 minutes later*

Kuras: Stabbed by Mhin?

Vere: fuck you and heal me you fucking doctor.