Would U Smoke Me

my pet worms named puppy dog and kitty kat

Has anyone spit realer fax

fun day at the beach

The prettiest boy ever holy shit

Lamination

“Laminated safety glass in a windshield after being hit by a slab of ice detached from a truck.” - via Wikimedia Commons (original description translated from German using Google Translate)

“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

my first words were wikipedia.com

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

imagine hating me and i’m meticulously rearranging my jarchie sunshade