Yeosang: I Swear I'm Not Cute Or Sweet!

*Parents Seonghwa and Hongjoong with toddler Wooyoung*

Seonghwa: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?

Hongjoong, whispering to Wooyoung : Why are there little hand prints in the wall?

Wooyoung , too good, too pure for this world: Because I have little hands!

Hongjoong, a tired dad™: Because he has little hands.

San: Well, you know what they say hyung, carpe diem!

Hongjoong: (grabbing him by the collar) Carpe do not!

*Source: Tumblr*

Seonghwa : Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?

Jongho : It was tough, but I powered through.

*Source: Tumblr*

Seonghwa: Morning Mingi . Whatcha drinking?

Mingi: Water.

Seonghwa: Really? It doesn't smell like water.

Mingi: It's.. Imported water.

Seonghwa: Uh huh, from where?

Mingi:.. Russia.

Seonghwa: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?

Mingi: It's half nine actually.

Seonghwa: You're cute when you get angry.

Hongjoong:

Seonghwa : But not when you get angry with me.

*Source: Castle*

Hongjoong: Does anybody have any questions?

Mingi: Do you think horses get songs stuck in their head?

Seonghwa: *eye roll* He meant about-

Yunho: No, no, let him finish!

Yeosang: How are we going to get inside?

Jongho: Don't worry, I have the keys!

Jongho: *smashes the window with a rock*

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Hongjoong: What are some good responses to getting stabbed?

Yunho : Rude.

San: Fair.

Mingi: Not again

Yeosang: Stab them back.

Wooyoung: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?

Wooyoung, to San: I bet you can't kiss me bro. I bet you ducking can't. No dude it's impossible I dare you to try it. You can't do ir bro I bet you can't.

*Source: hustlerose*

Mingi: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gayy.

Yunho: You're my boyfriend.

Mingi:

Yunho: and you're sitting in my lap right now.

Mingi:

Yunho: literally everything you said was inaccurate.

Mingi: Actually, I was right about the hot tub part.

*Source: Vine and Tumblr*