In The Club

cats are small and you can pick them up

I’m so excited to put all of my efforts into trying to be a good driver to statistically be hit by an idiot who only cares about themselves

OP HAD TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIT A 3 FINGERED HAND WITH A 5 FINGERED HAND

I PRAISE

Turtle hands:>

I…i think it’s Part 4 of this saga? Kind of?

Warning: when putting those little butter packets things with the shiny cover take off the cover it is not just pretty shiny shiny it is aluminum foil

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME MAN >:P

Being new to Tumblr feels like being a gardener, I'm gonna take my little rake it push at the soil beneath what I hope will lead to fond memories AND BEING ABLE TO PET A COW

I love washing my hands when I have dirt or marker on them and watching it disappear. I know I made the hand washing Olympics

I LOVE FOAMING HAND SOAP!!!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN LOOK AT IT JUST LOOK AT IT

what good comes of something when I’m just the ghost of nothing?

I love women

Fred was my favorite character <3/p

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip