Julius: Here’s A Fun Christmas Idea. We Hang Mistletoe, But Instead Of Kissing, You Have To FIGHT Whoever

MWAF: Oh, so when crows remember who wronged them and hold grudges, "it's intelligent" and really "cool".

MWAF: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".

Julius: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Jessy: I haven't slept for seventy-three hours.

MC: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Jake: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Cleo: You guys are fucking terrifying.

*Tim's helping Lucy out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Julius: How does Lucy look?

MC: A little better than you, actually.

Bernd, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Julius: *walks in covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick

Hannah: Why are Jake and MC sitting with their backs to each other?

Jessy: They had a fight.

Hannah: Then why are they holding hands?

Jessy: They get sad when they fight.

MC: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Cleo: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

MC: Three of us saw it, Cleo. How do you explain that?

Cleo: *points at Jake* Sleep deprivation. *points at Jessy* Paranoia. *points at Thomas* Delusional personality disorder.

Dan : I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.