Julius: You Fuckers Don’t Know About My Knife Stick. It’s A Knife Taped To A Stick And It’s The

Cleo: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

Julius joining the group in a nutshell:

Julius: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Bernd: Language!

Lucy: Yeah watch your fucking language

Anna: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LUCY THE FUCK WORD?

Roxy: 'the fuck word'

Tim: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Valentin: Oh my god they censored it

Roxy: Say fuck, Tim.

Julius: Do it, Tim. Say fuck.

If MC and Jake were cops:

MC: Fuck the police!

Jake: We are the police...

Lilly: Jake isn’t answering their phone

MC: I’ll call

Lilly: Cleo and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Jake: Hello?

MC: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Roxy: 'Prettiest Smile'

Anna: 'Nicest Personality'

Julius: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Valentin: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Jake: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Thomas: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Jessy: I got distracted about halfway through.

Dan: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

*The Healing Characters reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Valentin: Thanks fam!

Tim: oh no

Anna: *cries* I love you too

Roxy: Sounds fake but okay

Lucy: *A flustered mess*

Julius: can i get a refund

Dan: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Jake: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

MC: I don’t know how to do that.

Richy: I don’t wear a watch.

Dan: Time is a construct.

MC: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Richy: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Dan?

Dan: Probably “road work ahead”.

Cleo: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.