Miles To Go Before We Sleep

Aromantic not in an “I don’t want relationships” way but in an “intense homoerotic friendships that feel deeper than any sort of romantic love and would definitely be be accused of queerbating if I was a fictional character” way

aromantic hanahaki disease that's cured by rejecting the one who has unrequited feelings for you

wh- what was that? THE DOOR, OARTHUR. SOMEONE’S KNOCKING. wh- IT’S TO YOUR LEFT. YOUR OTHER LEFT. THERE. OPEN IT OARTHUR. CAREFULLY. o- ok. *creeeeeak* *suspenseful violin noise* *BOOM.* OHHH OAARTHUR. THE THING IN FRONT OF US IS— IT’S HIDEOUS, OARTHUR. IT IS A… SHAPELESS, SPRAWLING CREATURE, OARTHUR. IT HAS TINY, BEADY EYES, AND A FEATURELESS SNOUT. AND………….. OH OARTHUR. ITS TUSKS, OARTHUR. LONG, POINTED TUSKS EXTEND FROM EITHER SIDE OF ITS MOUTH. IT IS STARING AT US. RUN, OARTHUR. RU— wait. did you say tusks? YYYYEESS. that’s.. that’s a walrus, john. A WHAT thats a walrus. but how… JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OARTHUR IT’S GOT A KNIFE

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Redemption Bracket — Round 4.5

Propaganda

Alice Dyer (The Magnus Protocol) (Boba Count: 3):

She's a funny witty girl that does a lot of sarcasm but actually cares a lot about her friends. Everyone in OIAR desires her carnally, it doesn't have to be canon to be true.

Madge Stallion (Fawx & Stallion) (Boba Count: 1):

Madge propaganda from a show that had the pleasure of guesting with her! At the end of the day no matter how you squeeze or present it, a great character is a great character and Madge is the best by a mile. Wonderful one-liners, complex and layered relationships with everyone in the cast around her, a messy and real depiction of female sexuality (especially a lesbian!) that she is never punished or demeaned for, and all of this brought to life in a performance that could make a phone book fun. Look and you’ll see: Madge’s writing and acting speaks for itself!

#madge here #yes you have to choose #choosemadge #we need the points #much appreciated #very sincerely yours

Art of Alice courtesy of @auxilion.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Alice Dyer (The Magnus Protocol):

she's funny she's done with all this bullshit she teases her coworkers and is just a delight to listen to

Trans girl who flirts with everyone to cope with trauma what more could you want

#alice dyer you goose <3

#alice dyer 100%

#Never finished tmp but it's Alice 100% she's so

#alice sweep!!! #hell yeah

#ALICE DYER #MY WIFE

#ALICE SWEEP

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Madge Stallion (Fawx & Stallion):

Madge Stallion was submitted without propaganda.

we gotta get our girl some propaganda. she would hate it, but the mystery of it all is kinda part of the appeal here.

Madge stallion NEEDS no propaganda

Madge: so sexy she needs no propaganda

#madge stallion is a great woman to lose to

#Madge she's a sassy lesbian detective what else do you want

#madge stallion needs no propaganda #by virtue of being madge

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Raging lesbian in a lavender marriage

Seduced someone working for the enemy

Is just as chaotic and at time brain cell-less as her male companions

Loyal but still willing to call her friend since childhood out on his bullshit

She canonically fucks. Like in canon she fucks so much. See above about seducing the enemy and then pepper in her on again off again romance with Martha Hudson.

#madge propaganda time : #she will flirt with basically any girl she sees and oh she does it so well #also !!! she once flirted and got on with technically an enemy in the middle of a spying mission ???? #she went like 'oh sorry just gotta go to the loo' to go spy in the house got caught and flirted so well she 1/ got laid 2/ got information #3/ came back like nothing happened #with some motivation she could flirt and get a boner from a dead rock tbh #madge stallion IS THE SEXIEST

This is the woman who always has anything you might need in her bustle. Portable phonographs, certainly, but what else? Alcohol, without doubt. Knives? Probably. More knives? Wouldn't be surprised. Candy? Always good to have something to mollify Hampton with. More alcohol? Well, James can always do with a little nip. Another knife? Why not? Lockpick set? I mean, where do you keep yours?

#it's that time again #madge madge madge #she's earned it

#!!!!!

#home stretch

MADGE MADGE MADGEEEEE

The Fish Monk

Giving Arther and John the Ena treatment

Under observation.

Won’t you please come back to me?

www.webtoons.com

Fire for Hire

On the run from Loan Sharks and the Mafia, Frank has no choice but to team up with a mysterious duo that saves his life. Barely controlling

Guys, this webtoon is sooo underrated. Like this series is so genuinely amazing! There's an elemental power system, the fight scenes are really cool, and the bickering between the main characters are hilarious. Not to mention that the the main guy, Frank Fahrenheit, is so frickin stupid, funny and loveable. Y'all should give this a read! It's by the same person who did the Play with Fire animatic on YouTube, CuteC3! The series is called Fire for Hire!