Hello, Could You Do A One-shot Where Batman Takes You To The Justice League Headquarters, And You Meet

*Gif not mine

I'm the one who asked for an "imagine for 'you're a new employee at Jurassic World and Owen falls in love with you...'" And yes I meant a one-shot :D)

Oh! Ok, sorry, thank you! I'll get right on that!

Hello! I was wondering if you have read the Incarceron series. If so, can you make a one shot for Keiro and Attia?

I haven't heard of that series, no. But I will add it to the list of books I need to read! Sorry!

Just Joking Around

One-Shot request: Hey :) I asked you if you’d do Heath Ledgers joker one-shots and you said yes? So I was wondering if you could do one where he saves your life? Anouncments: Hope you all like it! Word count: 1021 Warning: Violence

Alright, if you survived this, you were moving to Alaska, maybe a different country. You didn’t care where as long as it was somewhere far, far away from Gotham. The only reason you still lived here was because you’ve been here all your life, you even took up a job at a bank so you could stay even though in a city like this that was a job no one would ever want, in fact, today was your third day. You thought that maybe the crime rate would go down next month, the one after, next year for sure. But now here you are, paying the price for your naivety laying on the floor of the bank as masked men with guns threatened to shoot someone if they didn’t get their money. You sighed deeply, this day just couldn’t get any worse.

But of course, the universe heard your thoughts and threw a hissy fit.

All of a sudden you felt yourself being yanked by the back of your shirt and thrown back down on the floor, hard. You yelped in pain and in surprised as your face slammed down on the cold tile, tasting fresh blood in your mouth from a new gash on your lip. You whipped your head around only to find yourself staring down the barrel of a very large gun and started to scoot backwards quickly. He lumbered towards you and grabbed the back of your neck with meaty fingers, tighter than what you thought was necessary, and brought your head to eye-level.

“Open the vault!”

You stared at him, unsure of what to do. Apparently you hesitated too long because he started dragging you over to the large hunk of cold metal that was the bank vaults door and threw you against it with bone crushing force. Your head banged against the door and made your teeth chatter as you looked back to the maniac with a gun.

“Are you deaf? Open the door!” He yelled again, this time raising his gun to point it at you.

A cold pit started to form in your gut, “I can’t,” You stated, which was true. You couldn’t open the vault, you hadn’t been given the code to unlock the door yet, you were still too new to be trusted.

You couldn’t see his face but you assumed it looked beet red, “What? What was that? I didn’t quite here what you just said. Speak a little bit louder for me!” He shoved the gun closer to your face.

Trying to take an almost calm breath you stated again, “I can’t open the door. I just started working here.”

“Oh yeah? Well, ‘newbie’, I think you’re lyin’, trying to be the hero, well, that’s not goin’ to fly here! Now, open the door on the count of five or you’re dead. One.”

The pit in your stomach started growing. Oh god, you thought, he’s actually going to do it, I’m going to die here.

“Two”

You were thinking fast, trying to find a way out of this. Nothing came to mind that wouldn’t get you immediately killed.

“Three!”

Then you saw it, his gun wasn’t held to him by anything. Maybe, just maybe, if you could get that gun you could find a way out of this.

“Four!”

Ahh, what the hell, you thought, I’m about to be shot anyway, might as well try. And lunged for his face.

He was cut off mid number when you smacked the gun to the side and kicked him in the knee. He gasped loudly and loosened the grip on the weapon and you snatched it out of his grip. He recovered quickly though and came at you but you swung the firearm like a bat and clubbed him in the head. It wasn’t pretty or graceful but he fell like a sack of potatoes. You stood up, smirking with satisfaction as you realized something, what about the other gunmen?

As if on cue you hear the distinctive click of a hammer being thrown back. Turning slowly you were met with another black metal barrel, close enough this time to touch your nose. You gulped rather loudly and closed your eyes. No getting out of this one. A thunderous boom went off like canon fire and you flinched, but you didn’t feel anything. Were you already dead? No, that’s not it. You opened your eyes to see the other gunman fall with a growing dot of red over his chest. Hearing noise behind you, you were met by a man with rather green looking hair and red face paint over his mouth like a splash of blood. He held a gun too, but not at you, a little toward your right, where the other man once stood.

He looked at you lazily and licked his lips, “You just can’t find good help these days. They’re always, running off and making decisions for themselves,” Suddenly he shot the man you had clubbed down too, “Really rather annoying if you ask me.”

Staring at him with wide eyes you thought, what is going on? Who is this guy? I should be dead right now.

He licked his lips again, “Ah, you must be confused. You see, I find you… interesting. I’m not just going to let you go off and die when I have plans for you now am I?”

“Pl… plans?”

“Oh yes, big ones. Very big ones. Don’t go skipping town now.” He started walking towards the back room.

There wasn’t a back door, you thought, why is he going there? Just then he grabbed two things out of his jacket pocket. One he threw to you, “Here’s my card, and remember, big plans!”

The other thing he threw into the room. It looked like a cartoonishly big grenade. You flinched as a blast came from the room and smoke billowed out through the doorway. You opened your eyes again only to find that the stranger had disappeared. You looked down at the card and frowned. It wasn’t a business card or anything official like that, it was a playing card.

The Joker, to be exact.

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Have you ever considered adding short blurbs to the gif imagines?

Uh, yeah, sure. Why not? I'll start doing that. Thank you for the suggestion! :-)

Harley is my favourite character in the DC Comics

That's cool! I can't even choose my favorite character. I love them all :-)

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Made You Look

One-Shot: Hello! Would you mind doing a Batman one-shot? Where the reader helps Batman and Robin by staying behind in the Batcave and communicating with them, telling them where the bad guys are, and looking things up on the computer, and such? Announcements: This may have gone a little off track and I’m sorry, but I hope you all like it! Warnings: None

Your feet slapped against the cool surface of the floor as you made your way and sat back down on the cushy swivel chair. You curled your pajama covered knees up to your chest and took a long sip from the piping hot cup of cocoa that was in your hands. Readjusting the headphones you looked up at the glaringly bright computer screens in front of you and smiled.

“It’s nice and quiet, just how I like it.” You said to no one in particular.

All of a sudden the screens lit up and an alarm started going off. You jumped up and spilled some cocoa on your pants. Hissing in pain you set the cup down and pressed a button to silent the alarm. Different sorts of pages replaced the alarm warning, it looked like a robbery was taking place at the old bank.

You tapped another button, “Awesome person to the two weirdos in funny costumes, there’s a robbery at the old bank downtown, y'know the one?”

A young boy’s voice came through your headphones, “Yeah, we’re on our way now. And our costumes aren’t funny… well, mine isn’t, Batman does have little bat-ears.”

“And you, my dear boy wonder, wear spandex.”

“Yeah? Well you, uh… well at least I don’t… um.”

You chuckled, “Face it, you have nothing.”

“We’re here,” said Bruce, “How many are inside?”

You switched to a satellite feed and pulled up the inferred, counting off all of the glowing red forms on the screen.

“I count 32 hostages and 6 robbers, they’re armed but I can’t tell with what. Can you find a way in?”

“We’ll manage,” said the older man.

There were a few minutes of silence with some sounds of shoes on cement. You took the time to hack into the video cameras to watch all of the drama unfold. You picked up your mug again, taking a sip only to find that it was pretty much empty, which reminded you that you were soaked in hot chocolaty goodness. Grumbling to yourself, you realized that you would have to stay like this until they saved the day.

You finally saw two familiar figures appear on one of the camera feeds, “Two on your right.”

They took them down with ease, none of the other robbers noticing them until it was too late. To be honest these guys were pretty easy to take down compared to past experiences, and soon enough all of them were down. Currently they were tying up some of the bad guys that weren’t knocked out completely. You were just about to stand up and make your way upstairs to take a shower when you saw a quickly moving red dot making it’s way to Batman and Robin.

“Watch out, to the left!” You yelled at them.

On the video feed you saw the two of them dive out of the way as a slew of gunshots went off. You couldn’t see who did it but moments later there was a sound of someone being punched really hard and falling to the floor.

“Nice catch,” Bruce said, making you smile with satisfaction.

“Yeah, maybe you’re not completely useless,” Dick added.

“You’re shoes untied,” you said.

Looking on the camera you noticed him looking down quickly, only to notice that they weren’t.

“Made you look,”

He turned around and made what you assumed to be a really ugly face at the one of the cameras.

“Nice try, but that’s the wrong one.”

“Y'know what, I’m gonna-”

He was cut off by the sounds of police sirens and Bruce, “You can argue later, time to go.”

They disappeared from the screen just as SWAT teams busted in through the doors. You took off the headphones and made your way upstairs. What a twerp, you thought.