YES YES YES YESSS THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS

wait for @queenjunothegreat to write some more, I guess

i reached the end of the valgrace tag on ao3. what do i do with my life now.

Howl's Moving Castle Memes

“You look different, your eyes look tired

your frame is lighter, your smile torn”

(Epic the musical reference)

This idea has been stuck in my head since yesterday

Jason being the only one who gets to mess with his siblings is so valid. He can strangle them but if anyone else so much as looks at them wrong he’s taking them down

Scene: Rooftop fight. The Batfam is mid-mission.

Tim (over comm): Uh… slight problem. Got ambushed. I’m fine, but there’s, like, six of them and—

[Comms cut out with a crunch.]

Jason immediately freezing

“What was that sound?”

Dick: That… did not sound good.

Damian: Tt. Don’t be dramatic.

[No response.]

Jason (quietly but deadly):

I swear, if one hair on that nerd’s head is out of place—

[Cut to: Jason crashing through a window like a furious bat out of hell. Tim is cornered by multiple thugs, holding his side.]

Thug 1: Heh, Red Robin’s looking a little scrambled—

Jason (dropping in, full Red Hood mode):

WRONG BIRD, LOSER.

[Gunshots and screaming ensue.]

⸻

Tim (groaning): You didn’t have to go full John Wick.

Jason (checking him over): You’re bleeding.

Tim: It’s just a scratch.

Jason (dark glare):

I will set their van on fire.

⸻

[Later at the Batcave]

Bruce: Jason, I heard about the explosion. Was that strictly necessary?

Jason: You let the Joker live. I don’t want to hear about “necessary.”

Tim: For the record… that was awesome.

Jason: You I’ll allow to say that

Reread the great gatsby last week. Oh, Jay

REAL

If I see another video slandering Lost Hero, I'm going to take a brick and slam it into my face so hard that my nose falls off.

he desperately needs it

michael fisher teen angst era

#Justice for my man Quintin # I'm too late I can't vote aaaaahhhh

Who's Quintin?

Also known as the super hero Gusher. He has photographic memory and loves infodumping. All around a cool kid.

Puts himself in SituationsTM

Who's Jackie?

Also known as the super hero Power House

Not your stereotypical super-strength+lightning bolt abilities superheroine

THOSE GERMAN MOVIES WEREN'T A FEVER DREAM? GOOD. THEY'RE AMAZING

to honour my url I watched the famous five movie again and 9yo me was right for being totally feral about it

and THEN they leak the new season? They want that show OBLITERATED

Not only does Netflix not have a "new season coming soon" banner for Dragons Rising until 45 minutes before the new season drops at midnight, a week(ish) after it drops they remove the Oni Trilogy, The Island, Seabound, and Crystalized with no warning??