thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks
Just like I said. Illegal adoption.
https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/immigrant-mom-loses-effort-regain-son-us-parents/story?id=16803067
Never cross an American Girl doll. We do not forget.
Did anyone else experience this? Tell me if I'm not alone
Okay so when I was 7-8, I saved up enough money to buy a custom American girl named Tia. Mostly bc my mom wanted to sew doll clothes, and so did I. Also because I was still in a cutesy, girly phase.
Not too long after, we start getting random letters in the mail from someone. She said her name was Jett, and she was Tia's older sister. She hadn't been bought yet, and she was touring the US as like, a traveling store or something.
It was so weird. It was like Toys logic, except some people were allowed to see them? Most of the letters I got were actually kind of horrific now that I'm reading some. In this one a guy named Bruce holds Jett over an alligator, so they sneak out and just wreck his boat. In another one one of the dolls wanders out into the night (I think that was Yellowstone) and doesn't ever come back.
But like, she bought legitimate things too? The t-rex tooth was from La Brea tar pits. There was probably more, but I haven't found them yet.
It stopped after a bit, so I guess she was bought. But was this normal? Was that a random guy from the factory who stumbled on our address, or did I have a random sugar sister? Was it actually the dolls?!?
Yo! I did actual art! Yeah!
I'm gonna do more art in the future! And it's gonna actually be good! Yeah!
don’t worry guys we can keep using it all year
Every time you smell a flower, you're smelling it's cooch
Oh shit oh fuck oh s
thank god i’m safe
I just woke up on the bus at 2 in the morning and I don't k ow if this emotion makes me feel more or less humane but it's something a d I don't I don't like ot
Lesbian stereotypes: I'm secretly doing this to make my boyfriend jealous, also I'm a predator
Actual lesbians: Dear Sappho I just fell down the stairs cause there was a cute girl. She helped me up and asked me on a date. Does she actually like me?
Stereotypes that people have for themselves, while still sometimes harmful, are always so much funnier than the stereotypes that outsiders have for them.
Like outsiders are like “Asexual people are prudes and will yell at you for having sex!” and actual asexual people are like “All ace people want a dragon.”
Outsiders are like “Californians all surf and say dude a lot.” and actual Californians are like “If There Is Not A Taco Shop Within Five Miles Of Me At All Times I Will Literally Die.”
Used to be Le/monBe/rry-So/da three years ago (currently 2023) but I hate this account now and what is on it so sorry but find greener pasteurs. The pasteurs here are now gray. Love u besties I'll make a better version of this someday
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