I'm Going To Trip Face First Onto A Cactus If You Keep This Up.

If i do, please know that i died with honor and glory, and that I will arrive in Hell shortly.

Remember not to look directly at the Super Wolf Blood Moon Eclipse tonight!

Anyone else hyperfocusing on the fact that My Singing Monsters has been consistently updating since we all stopped playing in like 2015 and now it has 5 new islands, one of which came out last week, and there's like epic monsters now and monsters that sing actual freaking lyrics and every island is still a bop?

Just me?

i remember this from my dreams

I never thought I would see the day where I could reblog this amazing piece

I feel so honored

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

Me: okay so my parents just yelled at me for not doing my homework so I gotta g

My brain: You should make little name tags for your succulents

Me, using tape as lamination in case the paper gets wet: God damn it Jeffrey

You only have however long you want to reblog this the joke noclipped!

Yo! I did actual art! Yeah!

I'm gonna do more art in the future! And it's gonna actually be good! Yeah!

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

i don’t know why anyone has to feel insecure about their bodies, when objectively, humans are all freakish horrors. Every last one of us. Hairless, fleshy, gangly beasts walking upright straight as a tree with bony tentacles on the ends of our limbs. 

you have a hole in your face full of sharp bones and you’re worried that your belly is a little squishy 

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead