In Australia We Have Chocolates Called Yaois And They're Like Kinder Surprises But With Animal Facts

People that never read the httyd books will never understand the positive impact that shit has on a child. (I had nightmares for months)

He [Toothless] was about to use the opportunity of Stoick's obvious distraction to sneak off to a place of safety when something stopped him.

Nobody knows what that something was.

It was a moment that changed the whole world-view of the Hooligan Tribe. For centuries we had believed it was impossible for dragons to consider a selfless thought or a generous action. But what Toothless did next is impossible to explain as being in his own best interests at the time. […]

The wild dragons from Wild Dragon Cliff had left hours before.

But something kept Toothless from flying after them — maybe it was Stoick's heartrendingly powerless cry of “N-N-N00000!!!” that caused him to pause. Or maybe somewhere in that self-centered green dragon heart of his, he really was fond of Hiccup and grateful for the hours that he had spent looking after him, not shouting at him, telling him jokes and giving him the biggest and juiciest lobsters.

“Dragons are S-S-SELFISH,” argued Toothless to himself. “Dragons are heartless and have no m-m-makes. That's what m-m-makes us s-s-survivors.”

Nonetheless SOMETHING made him turn right around and SOMETHING made him fold his wings back and fly like a dragon blur to the Great Monster on the cliff tops. Which really was not in Toothless's best interests, as I said before.

— “How To Train Your Dragon” Book 1 (by Cressida Cowell)

Sometimes I look at art and think "I'm definitely coming back later to look at this." And this just happens to be one of those arts

‘There he acknowledged the wild applause with solemn bows to the right and left, slightly spoiling his dignity with the odd “Cock-a-doodle-doo!” of smug self congratulation.’

YAY ive finished reading book 1!! i had so much fun reading it

I’ve just started reading book 2 but this time ill take my time cause i actually don’t want to finish reading it so soon lmao😭😭

anyways hope you guys like this toothless and hiccup drawing i made, have a great day!

Eret: Where I’m from locking someone in an arena with nothing but a knife, a wooden shield, and an angry monstrous nightmare would be considered a public execution.

Hiccup: skill issues.

Eret: didn’t you almost die?

Hiccup: well I was pretty weak for a 15 year old, someone else could have done it. Probably.

Eret: YOU WERE FIFTEEN!?

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

Valka and snotlout would have such a cute familial relationship if dreamworks didn’t suck

Felt a little too accurate

I can infact confirm that book Hiccup is a little skrunkly wet cat and movie Hiccup doesn't know what a HD is but his doctor said he has 80 of them, observe in this image.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third most neurodivergent character ever i am just so correct

This kid took a class to learn how to keep people off his land where he should know dang well by now that he’s supposed to yell at them and yet his first thought is always “oh I know this language here let me speak it :3”

He was terrible at writing and dexterity and everything for about ten years of his life and didn’t once consider that he was actually left handed he just thought he sucked.

When a dragon the size of a mountain washed up on his shores threatening to eat everyone he loved, he didn’t once consider hurting it. He instead decided to give it a sensory nightmare by pouring feathers in its nose to stress it out.

This is all just Book!Hiccup but don’t think Movie!Hiccup is free from this title

Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.

Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?

Hiccup: Gods no.