I Just Slid Into My Pillow And Now My Neck Hurts, Help

I was wearing some like ratty pajama pants and hanging out with my brother (a 3 year old, this is important) and the pants are a little short(because i’ve had them for like 4 years, and i love them) Mind you my dad wears shorts a lot. So the two of us are hanging out a little early in the morning and I haven’t shaved in a while (it’s cold out, i’m not wearing shorts why would I shave my legs?) and so my brother sees my legs and says “You have dad legs!” my three year old brother told me I have ‘dad legs

how tf do i give boops

soooo we were playing a game in math class the other day (its like kahoot but math themed) and obviously you can pick your names and so one of the boys in my class decided to be ‘John Wilks Booth’ and a different boy decided to be ‘Abraham Lincoln’ and before you yell at me that ‘Its John WILKES Booth not WILKS’ I know that, i just remembered this because I was watching a documentary about how Booth may not have died in the farm. Anyways teenagers are idiots and scare the living shit out of me.

im training my cat to ride on my shoulders ill update soon, maybe idk

Bonus: picture of untrainable cat cause shes to heavy for my stick shoulders

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if you need last minute boops, you can spam OP

We’ve done it! My class is on its SEVENTH music teacher.

Cats are so fucking weird. Like you have to clean up their fucking poop and make sure they have food and water and they lay on your pillow at 1:58 in the morning and not move so your stuck on tumblr instead of sleeping cause you wanna sleep in your bed but they won't move.

nobody does queerbaiting as good as disney, you simply cannot outdo the doer.

Y’all there’s a picture in my religion book that has fucking Chilis in it