I’m So Glad Earth Only Has One Moon, If There Were More I’d Have To Pick A Favorite And That Sounds

Okay but that sounds so gay "pensive air and fiery gaze struck him singularly" that sounds like a love poem

Imagine sitting in a quince tree, reading a book, minding your own business... only to encounter a strange, dour man walking around who turns out to be Jean-Jacques Rousseau.

On his roving walks, he met more than once a man whose pensive air and fiery gaze struck him singularly. It was JJ Rousseau, which he learned later.

Charles-Victor de Bonstetten: étude biographique et littéraire d'après des documents en partie inédits. (1860). Switzerland: Georges Bridel éditeur.

What school did you go to it's 7 to 3 for me then I have a 4-5 hour work shift or volunteering after?

Mach fuck! Oh my gods that's perfect!

I like to imagine a scenario where humanity just never developed energy guns and has stuck to kinetic weaponry forever and at some point some alien species thinks about messing with the wrong apex predator species.

Alien 1: "Captain, I assure you, our ships can't be breached by anything weaker than a concentrated proton beam. They barely have lasers. We'll be fine."

Alien 2: "Sub relativistic projectile incom-" gets hit by a railgun shell at mach fuck

The different genres of Doctor Who episode:

The dumbest bullshit you've ever seen. Just absolute baby brain nonsense.

Man, aliens are weird, huh?

Genuine high-concept science fiction serving as biting if heavy-handed social commentary on present issues

*Lisa Simpson voice* Look, Mom! It's Ea-Nasir!

Nightmare fuel that will traumatize a generation of children while adults roll their eyes.

The villain is determined to out-camp every other camp villain combined. There will probably be a needle drop.

The harrowing story of one character's personal hell

Tbe Doctor is sorely tempted to break one of the laws of time and/or one of his firmly held moral boundaries, never mind all the times he's done this without comment.

The Daleks are back, and they're purple now

I feel like we should know more about nature 🌿🍃

I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

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Reblog if you laundry is laying in the floor/ on the bed clean or dirty

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

Alfred has a relative???

Recently, Alfred had received a letter from a 'relative' of his for reasons unknown to the batfam. Alfred seemed happy about it so none of them minded too much, even when the butler said that said relative would be visiting since they hadn't been able to see each other in many years.

A few days later there is a knock on the manor's door and one of the batkids opens it to see this young adult dressed in modern yet formal attire asking if Alfred lives there.

They assume that the man is a cousin or something similar of Alfred's, until the man all but squeals like a banshee at the sight of the butler and beelines for him before doting on him.

None of them were prepared for the young adult- if he even is one at this point- to call Alfred "his boy" and for Alfred to refer to him as "father/papa".

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*knock on the door*

Tim: *opens door* hello?

Danny: Hi, does Alfred Pennyworth live/work here?

Tim: Yes??? Why do you ask?

Danny: Well you see-

Alfred: Young master Tim, who might be at the door?

Danny: *Squeals* My little Alfie!!

Tim, watching Danny rush over to Alfred and start pinching his cheeks: what the-

If you like Sonic/Shadow, I highly recommend reading “When Did It Change?” By Fragmented_Rose on AO3, it’s not completed but it’s updated recently so I believe the author is still planning on finishing it. It’s an incredible slow burn with 200,000+ words so far and it’s had me in a chokehold for the past week and may have made me want to start re reading it right away I’m so serious about this lol