Latest Posts by horridquotes - Page 2

"As we all know, family is temporary, goat cheese is forever."

"Guess you guys will have to fight to the death about who is actually hitler."

Only if they stop believing in Santa. Otherwise it's just reinforcing the lie. But pretty close yea

"Gaslighting ten year olds is my favorite pass time!"

Have you heard of our Lord and Saviour Morbazar? Destroyer of the House, Slayer of the Sunflower King, Leader of the army of angels in the Godwar?

I have not but I'd sure love to meet them! :)

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

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i thlammed my penith in the man door hand hook car gun

no thoughts, only clodsire

“So you’re telling me in the pokemon universe; there is a black market for trans pokemon?”

“I want to raw dog the fucking moon”

"The liberals took my liver! (Gone sexual)"

"I raise zombies I don't fuck fish." "What's the difference?"

"Gaslighting ten year olds is my favorite pass time!"

"Oh my god… My swamp's leaking."

"I can and will make you lactate."

corn flaek

corn flaek

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

Almost went by autumn before settling on Rook lol

if you're trans / nonbinary / cisn't in some way rb this and put the first name you started going by when you figured it out

Oh.. Worm??

I just remembered this thing I drew in 2020 and I need you all to witness it. Its name is Cringelet and God won’t let it die

Every time you say GM my brain automatically says General Manager

(marked urgent)

To: Player

Re: Combat

I hope this email finds you well.

When you have a minute I'd appreciate if you could roll me a dex save.

Regards

"in a sexual manner, i am hitting that yoinky spoinky."

"Give me some of that hot Morbiussy."

"Sir, this is a brothel, not an Arby's."

"But when you say good evening that usually means-" "… That you're a vampire."

"White supremacy? No, snail supremacy."

"The furry gods don't want me to eat."

"I'd like to roll to dodge the cancer."

"Peanutae."

"Ass queen, young and sweet your fruits I shall eat ass queen young and fair how I love your cheeky hair ass queen young and thicc one day I'll see your private pics ass queen, young and tan I can't afford your onlyfans (no one can)"