‘Bees With Honeycomb’ (1881). Wallpaper Fragment By Candace Wheeler (American,1827–1923).

me when I compulsively step on the scale in the evening, fully dressed, constipated, with wet hair, having downed a full meal and a bottle of water less than an hour ago.

Lemon Test

Have I been cursed? Only one way to find out! The lemon test, much like the lemon curse, uses a lemon to find out whether or not you have been cursed: Buy one lemon. Anoint a black slow burning candle with an oil with a scent that reminds you of the person who you believe is cursed. Cut the lemon in half and write the name of the person on a small piece of paper and place it on one half of the lemon. Lemons that are cut and left out of the refrigerator only last one day before they start to go bad. leave the lemon halves on the table next to the anointed candle that is burning. Be very concise and ask if the person has been cursed and then leave the candle to burn with the lemon next to it. When the candle burns out, if the lemon with the small piece of paper on it is significantly more “decayed” than the other half of the lemon. Then there is a curse. If they look the same, you’re fine. When you are done with the lemon, rub it in salt and dispose of it. This won’t get rid of the curse if there is one. Just helps with determining.

When I Grow Up I Want to Be a List of Further Possibilities, Chen Chen

☽ 𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝟜𝕥𝕙 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 ☾

nostalgic, nurturing, resourceful, traditional

Us

CAPRICORN MARS

realistic, tireless, powerful, ruthless, cold, calculating, excessive, strategic, persevering, diligent, disciplined