I Feel Like Normies Think Of Tumblr As The Fanart And Aesthetic And Gifset Website But Real Tumblrinas

No because I literally thought the same. I need to see his bathroom now what??

you telling me THIS is the bathroom sylus called “small?”

you telling me THIS is the bathroom those shower sex fics were about???

i was imagining it would be at least 1/4th the size of the room but DAMN

his mouth has never said "I love you" but his eyes have

I'm desperately hoping for an "I love you" from Sylus🙏🙏

There is no love purer than his

first time writing fanfiction of a character : uughh i hope this is all canon accurate... it cant be canon innacurate at all or the enitire fandom will throw rocks at me...

10057th time writing the character: heres them working at a mcdonalds

Blobbus

Caleb: I miss her.

(Dr.) Zayne: You're obsessed with her.

Caleb: I'm intrigued!

Zayne: *sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose* ...... Yes, obsessively.

Sometimes I look at Sylus and I think “I would let him do horrific, unspeakable things to me.”

And then I think about his character a little more and the “unspeakable things” he’d want to do are like….Missionary. Passionate kissing. Getting married.

the way every single card and sylus content we get it’s just him always just giving mc confirmation about his love for her just has me so . like when he calls her his lover when he says that there is no love purer than his etc … he’s just so romantic and so soft but in a way that’s very comforting? like you’ll never doubt his love for you because he’s always outright saying it and all this and his love language isn’t even physical touch but it’s more quality time. it can be noticed in the sheer amount of times he will go on to say that he wants to spend time with mc, “let’s go for a joyride later” “let’s go out for dinner” just always having everything planned and in order, and simply just wanting to SEE her ! that one text about his motorcycle being STOLEN and he’s like i’ll find it later ! we’ll still go on our date or something like that … JUST. CLUTCHES HEART. he loves her so LOUDLY.

*Sylus shopping hand in hand with MC at a night market*

MC: Ooo how about this? Cute right? *shows him the most atrocious multi-colored ratty bag ever*

Sylus: *eye twitch* Yes, so cute I can feel my eyes watering. *grins*

MC: Hey! It's not that bad!

Sylus: I think only you and the fish can really... appreciate all of the colors.

MC: *gasps* You think we should get it for him for his birthday?

Sylus: *laughing* Oh, he'd love it.

MC: *looks at other items at the shop* Ah! Sylus! They have a couple more! We can all match! 😊

Sylus: *sad crow noises*

Sylus: *whispering* I almost got away with it too...😒

MC: What was that?

Sylus: Nothing, dearest. 😌