Never Ever Ever Eat Raw White Onion And Then Smoke Cigarette.

I love being a nobody on here because I could make one of those ‘if this gets ‘x’ amount of notes I’ll go and actually work on my original works’ and it wouldn’t get near the goal

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

He’s not okay

Why does the duolingo app look like that right now

question, does meeting someone who just escaped from hell while you're freezing to death in an attic count as a meet-cute?

I was watching clue (1985) the movie based after the board game when I wondered.

Has Charles seen the movie? Technically, he could've the timelines match up. And if he has did he show edwin?

Yeah no that’s the most heartbreaking tag, brb ima go cry

What's interesting to me is Monty is not sixteen in really any sense. In terms of how long he's been human he's a week or two old and in terms of how long he's been alive he could be anywhere from a year to four centuries. Do you think he wished he'd gotten to grow up to "sixteen"? To be a child first?

THE IDEAS YOU RECEIVE FROM CHEESE CANNOT SAVE YOU

"Not beating the ___ allegations" is such a 'now' turn of phrase, implying as it does a world where everyone's behavior is always on literal trial by a guilt-presuming judge and jury that consists of anyone who happens to be paying attention.

HowdoIstarttho…..

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop