I Made A Quick Music Video For The Whole Underwater Temple Underwater Monk Thing

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

Scorpius: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Albus: Just this morning you were crying about snakes.

Scorpius: [voice shaking] They don't have any arms...

A Choice With No Regrets Masterpost: 

What if, instead of going after Peter, Sirius Black had stayed and taken his place as Harry’s guardian? 

After the events of October 31st, Harry’s godfather has done just that… and now Sirius and Remus are about to have a crash-course in parenting. 

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Holiday Specials:

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Part 4

Part 5

BONUS

Halloween

My favorite thing to do before executing a risky maneuver is to loudly proclaim to anyone nearby that "I'm young, I'm fantastic, and I'm never gonna die". This is firstly to pump myself up, secondly because if I succeed I'll be proven right in front of an audience, and thirdly because it is the funniest possible thing to say immediately before being horrifically mangled in a completely dumbfuck sort of way

I'm gonna make some friends...

The starkid way. I leave tomorrow for a math and science camp type thing, so I'm gonna carry some red vines with me to make some friends. Either that or sing super friends from HMB, whichever will get me friends faster.

Update: didn't work but I have redvines to supply me for 5 weeks.

Peter Parker: *disintegrates*

The frog that was in his mouth:

I’m on the streets in 3 days. Let me do your homework.

I have carpal tunnel syndrome in both of my hands. I’ve been on leave from my job for two months, and in that time neither worker’s compensation or temporary disability have given me a penny. I can’t do any crafts or odd jobs to try to scrape by, either. My income has been zero for two full months. Today when the landlady gave me a 3 day notice to pay or vacate, I wasn’t surprised.

Emotional reluctance aside, I am physically unable to move out of my apartment. I can’t wash dishes or carry a cup of water if it’s too full. Packing up and carrying my belongings to the curb is completely out of the question. But while I can’t grasp or pull/hold things, I can still use a keyboard. 

I have an Associate of Science degree, I’m scientifically literate, and I’m skilled with English; I’m a competent and enthusiastic writer, and I write fan fiction in my free time. If you need something edited, beta read, or just written for you, I’m happy to be of service. Don’t be shy! Show me that WIP pwp lemon crossover fic! Or, let me write it for you. I can help you with Associate’s degree-level biology, anatomy, medical terminology, research, and all aspects of English. 

And hey? You into ladies’ feet? I got two of my very own. I’m not even kidding. Try me. 

I only ask for a donation via ko-fi to help keep a roof over my head and a signal boost to help my message reach a larger audience. Thank you!

do you take constructive criticism? 

Pinto Bean