Toni’s Cheeks Flushed, Giving Megan’s Hand A Quick Squeeze In Retaliation. “What A Preposterous

What does it mean to be ‘three apples tall’ Do people think I’m extremely short? The meaning is lost on me.

Come visit me and Juice 😁 I think Maika is coming and if we’re lucky she’ll bring her girlyfriend 😚

Sorry I’m late — I have a skybox and a handle if anyone wanted to watch ☺️

Doritos and beer? Ooo.. Maybe this was my plan all along.. Lure you into a false sense of security and then take all your snacks

there’s no scary movies tomorrow, right? i don’t wanna sleep with the lights on 😟

Same thing, is it not?

ever since I’ve been announced for bloodsport, the old man’s been blowing up my phone as if I’m about to be drafted in the war.

[ 📲 ] This one just seems very different..!

[ 📲 ] Do you want me to play matchmaker and really get the gears turning in her head 😝

[ 📲 ] Well… You two just seem really close? a little flirty if I’m being honest!

[ 📲 ] And that’s coming from me..!!

[ 📲 ] I’m sorry again for making any kind of assumptions 😅

[ 📲 ] Though.. I do think you guys could be very sweet together in a gross, sappy way ❤️

Is it one of those really strong ones? I need it

From Hollywood to Japan. Jet lag is going to hit like a bitch. Someone load me up with caffeine before I go out there.

ooc ;; quick psa there is blood imagery in my queue . i have tagged it cw blood and tw blood , this is just as a warning to block those if you are sensitive to it :-)

"There's a bug in my drink. I'm going to sue"

Toni leaned over, looking into the dark-haired girl’s drink. Two manicured nails dipped into the cup, fishing the bug out before quickly whipping it onto the ground. She looked back up at Tatum, face flushing from embarrassment. “Now you don’t have to.”

broken wings . . ✨

what do you notice first in someone new?

Their smile. It's easy to tell when it's not genuine.

I do think they had a picture of you pulled up when creating it, the flippy hair and patterns really seal it together 🤭 I mean — They most definitely had a picture of Me pulled up for that star-studded bear..

also I personally believe you’re not old enough to be on build a bear, it seems more like a 50-70 website.

this is the only valid april fool's post today.