Start Telling People That You’re Dressed For Their Funeral.. It Will Make A Lot More People Leave You

You are going to give someone alcohol poisoning

new drinking game:

take a shot every time they mention the shield.

Okay, okay, very fair… I won’t peer pressure you — It truly is amazing the opportunities we get in this business, I mean, as much as I love AEW, nothing compares to the hustle and bustle of Wrestlemania. However, I will always be available for a little lazy hour or two.

my mania plans ?? probably a little gambling , a little fun in the sun and then work because i'm going to be absolutely busy all weekend. 😫

We could definitely do a one on one thing! It would be nice to get to know the woman that’s been trying to take my belt 🤭

Drinks? Will anyone be joining or is it a 1 on 1 thing.. I will drag someone along if it’s more of a group outing.

Sunset Boulevard (1950, dir. Billy Wilder)

Theresa Harris makes her (uncredited) film debut performing “Daddy Won’t You Please Come Home” in Thunderbolt (1929)

From the desk of Toni Storm ⋆♫˚.⋆⭒.˚⋆ April 22nd

The plastic ring around her finger became somewhat of a comfort object overnight. Toni sat on the edge of her once-shared bed, gently turning the plastic around her digit and pressing a thumb into the sticky parts where it was once a lolly.

Marriage. What a strong commitment to make to someone she broke away from. It wasn’t a decision that came lightly when she was asked the first time around. Toni began traveling globally, Joseph was in Japan, the time zones and the distance was hard. She had always assumed it was a mutual break between them. Yet, once they had both signed to become All Elite, the distance closed between them and a feeling inside her chest told her she was missing something.

That something still stayed at home and took care of Toni, running hot baths and holding the ice on her back when she needed it. It was the same something that would sit across the dining room table, making jokes and cleaning up after she had cooked. Something that had made time to watch movies and cheer her on from home when he had been injured and in pain. Maybe Toni was a fool for thinking there was nothing between them anymore. Maybe ‘fool’ was putting it too nicely.

Fuck.

That was the first word that came to mind.

Shit.

The second word she could think of.

Toni stood up, pacing around the room in an attempt to get her mind thinking straight. Maybe Toni wanted to have a wedding.

She chewed on the plastic that marked their vows to one another. A wedding surrounded by friends and family.

The plastic turned white, threatening to break. And maybe, just maybe, Toni would rather have done it sober.

The ring cracked between her teeth. Dammit.

Quick Tokyo detour … ( with @themegasus )

Get in line.

AEW dweebs,

Slip Mother Wayne my number.

Tell Nick imma be his step daddy.