Thank you Billionaires for bestowing soul crushing jobs upon us.
Anyone who sneers at NFTs and crypto must be firmly grounded in the biology of everyday life; food, water, shelter.
Common sense tells me to stay out of environments that want to eat me.
The pure insanity of homo sapiens is on full display here:
“Adrian Cardoza, a manager at the club, said they are looking at using chemicals to put in the water to keep the piranhas away.”
Holding sticks.
Hitting stuff with sticks.
Hitting other people.
Wearing shoes with knives for soles.
Being on top of ice.
Running on top of ice.
All these things are fine, individually. Anyone who does them altogether is a lunatic.
You could scrap the entire multi-billion U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services department, replace it with a "Pronounce squirrel" quick test, and achieve better results.
Do you want to know the state of white man America these days? They still won’t hire a most qualified Black man for the job after he brought up race in the workplace, even the ones with job openings that say nice things about him.
Will Smith laughing at the joke, seeing Jada's face, then assaulting Chris Rock indicates to me he was not defending his wife's honor but defending himself against his wife's wrath.
Tell your toddler that's a placebo 3rd degree burn.
electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect
$100 million pays 2,000 workers a $50,000 salary, but we give it to fired CEOs like candy, after they lay off workers and run companies into the ground.
In the 80s and 90s, my parents smoked cigarettes in the house and the pets lived in the backyard. Now, the pets live in the house and my parents smoke in the backyard.