Nothing, Just Tolkien Originally Writing Down The Hobbit Because His Son Christopher Kept Complaining

Remember! Never deal with Out-Of-Game problems with In-Game solutions.

Instead, deal with Out-Of-Game problems with 20 minutes in the werewolf room.

I was a slasher villain covered in bleeding runic carvings with one arm that was a heavy iron blade, most of the dream was spent in a therapy session for issues completely unrelated to being a murderer and possible cannibal.

There is litterally not a single fandom more dedicated than bbc Merlin and it’s not even close. That shit ended unsatisfactory 13 years ago, yet people are still posting memes and fan fictions like it’s still being released. It’s almost inspiring.

Arya pasted “Durza” into all the dictionaries and thesauruses she and Glen have in the flat for the definition of Sadist and Glen doesn’t discover it till like…the next time Eragon and Co are in Ellesméra for war resupply.

Glen: Really?

Arya: *looks up sees what he’s showing her, starts giggling* Hey, at least I think I’m funny.

PLEASE CYBERBROS DRIVE YOUR TRUCK INTO THE NEAREST LAKE. DONT WORRY ITS A FEATURE

Gandalf: So I’ve developed an elaborate plan to save middle earth from darkness

Elrond: does it-

Gandalf: it involves hobbits again yeah

I got further into the council of Elrond and the dwarves are fucking ride or die man

Boromir “They took the little ones” really doesn’t get enough credit for how sweet he is to Merry and Pippin. Sword fighting and training with them, protecting them from orcs - despite his flaws he was kind at heart.