S-sobs. Of Laughter. Oh Dear God What Is Air?

To be fair, my mother is a chronic folk singer who has done this all my life, so I never had a chance.

misanthrope23:

Reblog and Just click on the picture above, then click on play,  then leave the mouse alone, sit back and enjoy a piece of creative brilliance.

What I picture when people say "I don't swing that way":

i-found-you-justine-time:

particularlygood-finder:

acentric:

So, the heterosexuals are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do.

And then there are the homosexuals swinging, like, side to side or something.

The bisexuals are sort of alternating between the two, and the pansexuals are just twisting their swing up in a knot and crashing into everyone like “fuck the police i do what i want”

And then the asexuals are just chilling out in the sandbox all alone, like: HEY GUISE, LOOK AT THE CASTLE I MADE GUISE, LOOK GUISE IT HAS A MOTE. GUISE. LOOK.

This should not have made me laugh as hard as I did.

OMG the pansexual part made me crack up!

Apparently when I was younger I was pansexual. 

FFFFFFF BE SASSIER, DARREN, I DARE YOU

heartsasmagnets:

Things on Glee I don’t give a shit about:

- April Rhodes - Mr. Schuester - Holly Holiday - Mr. Schuester

ANY ADULT - other than the Hudmels and maybe one good Sue moment every few episodes.

Sigh. I wish Glee would figure this out.

Other than adding Beiste to Burt, Carole, and occasionally Sue, THIS!

Unpopular opinion?

adamandhisfrog:

Teddy Altman is the name of super-awesome superhero Hulkling, not cardio surgeon. Damn you Grey’s Anatomy! Young Avengers got there first.

What is beautiful and ridiculous about this is that Young Avenger’s Teddy Altman and Grey’s Anatomy’s Teddy Altman were created by the same man. Oh Allen Heinberg, what were you thinking?

cuttingmywayabsent:

Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS

FOREVER REBLOG.

Reblog this and go on your page

1st attempt at water-marbling. This wasn't the most interesting water marble because I was pretty hesitant about messing up the design and ruining everything, but it came out nice enough to give me the confidence to do it again, and I've had far too much fun practising and refining this technique. There are just so many colour combinations and patterns to try and experiment with, and I love that while you can control how it looks to an extent, the nature of the technique ensures that no two nails will look exactly the same. I'm gonna do a little bit of a photo spam of all the water marble designs I've done that I remembered to take (crappy cellphone) pictures of.

Colours used: Sally Hansen Xtreme Wear White On, Sally Hansen Xtreme Wear Green With Envy, and Nabi Metallic L. Blue (the name is a lie, this colour is very green)

Especially considering how integral this is to the world she's shoddily built.

So I just wanted to put it out there that aside from being incorrect pseudo-science, the whole concept of Black people’s melanin protecting them from skin cancer reeks of social darwinism. :/

cakeyeahasexuals:

belgianbollocks:

acutezza:

misterstibbons:

five-rounds-rapid:

I’m curious as to how many of us aces there are on Tumblr!

Reblog if you're asexual?