Literally Pinning Down That Old Man For "Ford Gets Held Down" Day By @candycatfalls, I'm A Day Late But

shoutout to this fic for being the funniest thing ive read in ages

i have way too many sketches,, will be adding them in rbs to this post

(note. the fic doesnt have an age for soundwave, nor does any canon so i just made it up bc i wanted to include him

also note: this fic doesnt seem to be set in any specific universe, but based on the art in the fic + some descriptions im loosely taking idw/g1 designs and mashing them up to make my own life easier)

Oh this? This is my first digital drawing (that I colored and finished)

I made it a few days ago in the notes of my phone. Still don't know how I did colors

So umm... I may have done a little something

By that I mean listening Confessions of a Rotten Girl and getting struck by my non-existent imagination, but by some reason my mind yelled MAKE MIKU HORNEE (?), and I delivered a deformed one

So yeah, this came to me in a dream and I drew her in the notes of my phone because ✨I have no space✨

Sooo, Enjoy my drama of Hatsune Miku getting freaky with the wooden flat bat

I can still clutch this

Oh yeah? Well watch this *shows you a drawing I made four years ago in math class*

Dear God, I am not your best warrior (I don't know how to draw transformers)

Anyways! This is my first time drawing transformers or anything related to robots, that's why it looks so weird. Also also, this is my first time drawing my OC, yaaaaay!!

Btw, I'm really surprised my camera worked, it's literally broken (it has no glass 💀)

Her name is Mordred, one of the many abominations of Shockwave. In reality, she's neither cybertronian nor human, her origins remain unknown to the Decepticon cause but Shockwave and Megatron

Long story short, during the conquer of many words for Decepticons to have bases in the war, Shockwave was sent due to order a scientific base in that planet, just in case something happened in the main. However, not only they found an excellent strategical position with that planet, but also a huge shambled ship, an organic ship. Fed up with curiosity and desire to know more, Shockwave went to investigate, only to find utter silence.

But Primus forbid peace and quiet, because sooner than later he found what ment to be life at some point of existence, only to now be just piles and piles of... bodies? They didn't even resembled those, Shockwave have never seen or heard about a species like that, they looked vaguely organic, but their form was... horrific (in this part I want you to imagine the shape shifter from gravity falls but more yucky and spooky, I ain't gonna describe that 💀)

Going deeper into the ship he found what it seemed to be a "stasis pod" for a smaller size than the beasts decaying in every corner. Shockwave walked closer, finding out a little body in it. For some magical reason that I would not explain because I don't know why, the pod opened, throwing to the floor the little thing whit a plob sound, hurtful. The decepticon kneeled to see closer the organic, it seemed alive, maybe he could take it to his new lab and investigate what is it, and maybe implement their biology in his next experiments (spoiler: he took baby to his lab, put her on one of his big tubes that you can see in transformers prime and then alter their genetic structure to be his perfect little soldier)

That's basically the story, pls take in consideration that I don't know what I'm doing and my abilities to tell stories are trash. But yeah, basically give here love because now she had daddy issues and trauma. I love her hehehe

Creamy Parmesan Garlic Beef Bowtie Pasta

Ingredients:

1 lb ground beef

1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce

1 teaspoon Italian seasoning

3 tablespoons butter

3 cups beef broth

8 oz Bowtie Pasta

1 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese

She yearns for her lover one last time, even if it means becoming bones for once and for all

"Let's become one for the last time, even if death now arrives"

Funny story, this came to me in a dream after watching Nosferatu

Live footage of me talking to people about my most recent hear me out (it's not recent)

I once thought this was a very pretty tree, so I took a picture