Latest Posts by ghoulpussy - Page 2
I like to think that Shiro is an over enthusiastic and supportive parent for all of his lil gay children
shiro: so keith, what does your ideal bf look like?
keith, imagining lances pretty tan skin, cinnamon colored freckles, soft, wind tousled hair, and infectious smile: mothman
princess mononoke au anyone?
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This is a good evolution
<3 Love never dies <3
Shiro returns in S3 but this time his hair is entirely white #spacegrandpa
Sorry, the old Shiro can't come to the phone right now.
Why?
Cause he fucking died in season two
Okay it's like 3am and I just scrolled through your eNtirE blog and I just loVeitsomuch?!? Like I love all your posts and you're amazing
Oh god this just made my goddamn day, thank you so freaking much??? The fact that u like my lame shitposts just makes me,,, so happyIf u have any requests for posts or hcs, please hmu!!
Voltron Hogwarts AU
Finally finished this series of pics! I adore Hogwarts AU and can’t resist putting there characters of any fandom I’m in :p
Lemme know if you want more because I have plenty of ideas for this one ;)
P.S. Gonna make a lil summary of characters story in this AU later
Keith: you in the mood for a quickie?
Lance: *struggling to breathe* Wh-what??
Keith: a quickie. You know, one of those egg things?
Lance:
Lance: you mean a fUCKING QUICHE
goodbye sleep
Do you have any Klance fic recs?
yeah! first of all here’s my list of top faves that I’ve already posted
and here’s some new faves
if the silence was a song - Lance has a late-night radio show and Keith listens and calls in regularly, it’s ADORABLE
calling me to come back - witch au where Keith is a cursebreaker and Lance has a deadly curse on him, it’s like a fuckin oscar-worthy movie but in word form
Run Into the Bright Lights - Keith accidentally confesses to Lance on April Fool’s Day and Lance thinks it’s just a joke, this fic almost made me cry it’s funny and dramatic and romantic and wonderful
I know nothing else, I only know this - snippets of seasons 3-5 while Keith is struggling with leading the team and then leaving for the BOM, it’s very sweet and I actually teared up at the end which NEVER happens to me with romance and that makes it very special
All the Way Down - they all go to a space carnival, it’s a really lovely feel-good fic
Okay so I just saw Love, Simon for the first time and right before it started I yelled "So are we all gay here or what?"
And I swear to god the entire fucking theatre erupted, like they'd been waiting for someone to ask and it was just priceless
"I sAw you hANging out W RaNveiG yEsterday" "a-axca it's not what you think!" "i wONT HESITATE BITCH"
when I said Voltron ruined my life I fucking meant it
OMG IR BLOG IS SOAmazing AND I LOVE IT SO MUch!! !!!
AAAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON!!!! I’ve had a super long day and this message just made me 10000% happier. I’m always nervous about my content here, so hearing that you like it means so much to me!! PLEASE feel free to request any fics or headcanons you’d like to see! <3
Keith, in the hospital: where's Shiro?
Lance: who do you think gave you a new kidney
Keith: *starts crying*
Lance: jk he's in the bathroom lmao
Lance: is anyone else scared?
Keith: not really. i've already lived longer than i expected.
Lance: where do you want to be in five years, Keith?
Keith: *under his breath* hopefully in your bed
Lance: what was that?
Keith: i sAID HOPEFULLY DEAD
Keith: *is gone*
Shiro: Have you seen my son?! He's this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet
Lance, holding up his leg: feel my leg, I shaved.
Keith, gently stroking: holy shit
Shiro: guys we’re being shot at this isn't the time
Pidge: you want some muffins?
Matt: what kind?
Pidge: zuchinni, but they taste like banana nut.
Matt: bananas can nut?
Pidge:
Pidge: you know what, I’ll just keep my muffins.
Lance, after using his last bullet: this bitch empty
Keith: if you say yeet I'm going to break your arm
i don’t know about you but I sure am ready for twenty gayteen
You're alive :0
I am!! So sorry for not posting, I've been going through some crazy stuff recently. Thanks for noticing that i even disappeared in the first place! -Anyway hit me up with those requests guys I need new ideas
Lance: *puts his hand on Keith's shoulder*
Keith: *gay gasp*
When I told her that he'd actually died over forty years ago she just. stopped. and after thirty seconds of confusion she put her face in her hands and softly shrieked
My gf just saw that John Lennon was trending and said “Oh my god did he die??” Then clicked on the tag and screamed “OH MY GOD HE DID”
BREAKDANCE GENTLY TO IT
what keith did for one year alone in his shack
used to crunch on dry spaghetti for every meal
washed his clothes in sprite
‘if there are any ghosts here tonight, can you make me sneeze?’ forces himself to sneeze ‘hOLY-’
when there was a desert storm he would run straight at the lightning, screaming the whole time
labelled his water tank ‘sweat’ and his gasoline tank ‘water’
had never sworn out loud before because of authority figures. the first time he finally did, it was in a whisper and he giggled so hard he blacked out
had a pet rock named ‘not-shiro’
he would talk to it and ask it questions
'not-shiro, can i gargle with soap if i run out of toothpaste? you’re right, that’s stupid. i’ll use laundry detergent instead’
the only song he had on his iPod was the barney theme song and he would breakdance gently to it
found a cave full of strange lion carvings and his first instinct was to lick the walls
'don’t mess with me i have a knife!!!!’
the desert lizard he’s threatening just blinks back at him
missed seeing cute boys. saw himself in a mirror and got so startled he punched it
found himself subconsciously spelling 'lance’ in his alphabet soup and got so mad he dunked the whole bowl on his head
he would write in the sand 'aliens hit me up i am single and willing’
took pictures of strange desert cryptids for his conspiracy board but they were just selfies
used his radio to listen for any news of shiro and make chewbacca noises on public channels
'i don’t like sand. it’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere’
when he sat on his hoverbike he would pretend he was in an old spice commercial
every time a shooting star passed overhead he would gasp and whisper 'shiro’
snuck back to the garrison so he could carve 'kieth’ into all of iverson’s belongings to torment him. only realised he spelt his own name wrong after the 546th carving
'snapshot this google earth!’ before he would raise his middle finger up at the sky