53 posts
But what if we offered to donate some blood and did deliveries in the village like wouldn't we stay alive for a little longer?
Gentle reminder that Alcina would probably kill us the moment we stepped into her castle because sadly not all of us can be [Y/N]
SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE BOY ON THE LEFT!! JDVDDVRUHDBRHDHBEISVR
Don't worry I'm going through the same thing π₯²
Maaan I ain't ever gonna unlock Lady D in mercenaries I fuckin suck ass π€§
YOU HAVE GTA TOO?! ππππ―π―π―π―π―πππππ₯³
Running over hookers in GTA is so therapeutic.
reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog
π―
beautiful women covered in blood. you agree. reblog.
like/reblog if you love squishy tummies, adore squishy tummies, think squishy tummies are cute, would kiss a squishy tummy, would love someone with a squishy tummy, and definitely fuck someone with a squishy tummy
I just wanted to say thank you very much because this is makes me feel so loved, appreciated and accepted with my ADHD also your posts are legendary as always! ππππ―π₯³
Heyo I was wondering does y/n ADHD? and If they do like how would all the lords and the daughters react to y/n finding out they have ADHD? Also I love your posts, they make me laugh a lot ππ―ππ
Wow, this one is interesting! Full disclosure: I do not have ADHD and am not neurodivergent. One of my brothers has autism and the other has ADHD and is also on the ASD spectrum. Most of my friends irl are neurodivergent, so I'm going to be drawing from all of their experiences for this one. Please enjoy!
Alcina:
While Alcina is glad to have some clarity on why Y/N behaves the way that they do, she really don't give a fuck. Y/N is Y/N and that's enough for her. She could do with less of Y/N meticulously organizing their action figures and more of them clearing the mountain of dirty underwear that they can't seem to pick up off the floor near her side of the bed, though...
Donna:
Listen, Donna doesn't like to make assumptions, but for her? This was pretty obvious. Donna takes it upon herself to make Y/N the snuggliest weighted blankets which make Y/N's brain kinda go brrrrrr. Donna is patient with Y/N when they are struggling with staying focused or just wanna fucking bounce up and down until they collapse from exhaustion.
Heisenberg:
Okay, don't judge Karl, but his first thought is that ADHD is some kind of superbug or something. He goes nuts and starts disinfecting the factory before telling all of his soldats and lycans to put on a mask (Except for Sturm because... Propellor head?) Y/N laughs and explains what ADHD is and how it's different for everybody. Karl offers to crack open Y/N's skull and take a look at their brain to see if he can figure out a solution... Y/N hasn't been back to the factory in a while.
Moreau:
Sal used to be a doctor before the mutation, so he's come across a few people who had ADHD in the past. He finds the neurodivergent brain to be superior because of how creative and smart people are who possess it. Once, Y/N told Sal a story about how they hyper-fixated for so long on a new comic book series that they literally passed out from hunger and dehydration... Sal immediately asks for a demonstration.
Bela:
Bela is so supportive of Y/N. Whatever they need, she's got them. Literally the mom girlfriend. She will gently remind Y/N to get up and stretch or use the bathroom when they are totally engrossed in something. One of Bela's favorite activities is watching Y/N get their "zoomies" out. She likes it when they collide head-first with her sisters as they run down the castle hallways. This makes her laugh until tears stream down her face.
Cassandra:
When Y/N first tells Cass about their ADHD, she says that she will allow it. Like, miss ma'am, you're going to let Y/N have ADHD? How generous of you (Note the sarcasm). What exactly is the alternative? Wait, never mind. The answer would probably be to murder them (Murder usually solves her problems). Anyway, Cass finds out one day that Y/N significantly calms down when she lies on top of them (Like a weighted blanket). She'll deny it, but she likes being snuggled like Y/N's personal teddy bear. It makes her feel loved and needed.
Daniela:
Not to come to any inaccurate conclusions, but *Ahem* Dani is 100% percent on the neurodivergent spectrum! Even in the game Dani is the sister who fidgets the most and has trouble staying on task (She can't decide if she should just attack Ethan during her boss fight or shut the window to seal in the warmth. It's adorable in my opinion). Y/N and Dani like to try fidgets out together and see what the other thinks about them. Dani loves pop its. She has a green one in the shape of a gem because it's so on-brand.
I can relate to this too π―π
TW: If I see one more happy couple I can and will shove my hand down my throat and rip out my own esophagus, claw my eyes out and jump off a bridge.
*I proceed to smile more brightly and move arms around in a silly manner while chuckling a little* you're always welcome no matter what and I am always willing to give hugs and Cuddles even though I may not receive them that much from other people which I don't mind because I'm used to it but there's nothing wrong with being used to not getting much hugs or cuddles π
Heyo Dani how have you been lately? my fabulous friend also I do apologize for not visiting to much, it's just I've been struggling with my motivation and depression for a little while but I'm starting to do a little more better today and can I have hugs please and thank you π
I've been great! I was on vacation. I saw alligators and tigers! RAWR!
I'm sorry you didn't feel good. That calls for one of my famous Dani-hugs! *hugs you*
Yeah I agree with you it sounds like ADHD
That's absolutely delightful to hear! *hugs you back tightly while smiling softly* I shall thank you for the beautiful hug and give you a bear hug back!
Heyo Dani how have you been lately? my fabulous friend also I do apologize for not visiting to much, it's just I've been struggling with my motivation and depression for a little while but I'm starting to do a little more better today and can I have hugs please and thank you π
I've been great! I was on vacation. I saw alligators and tigers! RAWR!
I'm sorry you didn't feel good. That calls for one of my famous Dani-hugs! *hugs you*
That definitely sounds like a good combination of delicious food lolz πππ―
guess who ate ice cream then drank hot coffee and threw up π
Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.
They deserve the best of the universe love and hope π―ππ
Okay how does lady dimitrescu fuck the reader through the FUCKING MATTRESS LIKE HOW?!?! lmao
Helpppp
I've been looking the past two days for what Lady Dimitrescu x reader fic this is from and have had no luck :(
Does anyone know which one it is?
That's Fabulous! And I got an idea how about we create a Discord server that involves all three of the Dimitrescu Daughters?
That's wonderful to hear bestie! ππππ
Is Donna or Alcina the meaning of life?
I mean they're the meaning of MY life π
Yeah you're definitely right on that lolz like if she were to see us like she would probably just go back in her house
I was wondering how would donna react to people being fans of her?
she would be terrified bestie we are scary asf
I strongly declare that Donna is Very Beautiful with her mutation on her side her face because even her flaws SHE IS STILL FABULOUS FOREVERMORE!! πβ€π§‘ππππππππππππππππ―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π―π
People who write Donna's eye mutation has a tiny scar because they find the bulbous one too ugly on her are cowards.
I'm officially dying in the best way possible with the laughter LMAFO
More out of context Alci pics
Well I think I'll just sit in the corner and celebrate silently
Well might as well make a story out of it πππ
Are y'all sick of my endless rambling about Donna yet? Cause I have SO much to say π€£
I don't mind it at all like you could talk about Donna Beneviento forevermore and I still would be listening to you talk about her πππ―ππ
Are y'all sick of my endless rambling about Donna yet? Cause I have SO much to say π€£
Well if that were to happen I probably just hug her from behind and take her outside so we can go on Adventure with the fabulousness of angie too ππ―π
Why do I feel like Donna snapping at Miranda would have the same energy as Spongebob cussing out Mr Krabs? π
I wonder what donna would do if I made a pizza with a lot of things that can kill a human being on it, just to slap against my enemies face?
Why do I feel like Donna snapping at Miranda would have the same energy as Spongebob cussing out Mr Krabs? π