*Minho And Hyunjin Limping Into The Room With Jeongin*

Chan : are you ok? What are you doing

Felix, rocking back and forth violently : my abSOLUTE FUCKING BEST

Chan: where are you going? Felix: to get ice-cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

Guys last night I left myself a note saying I should post "fell asleep thinking about bang chan saying the f word <3"

Idk what I was thinking but... that, I guess.

Jisung: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there? Minho: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Jisung: Jisung: *sobs*

Changbin: Okay I have good news and bad news Chan: Just tell me the good news Changbin: The airbags in your car work perfectly

Hyunjin: No one's asking you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off. Changbin: Can't hear you, shirt's over my ears.

Yall ever have that friend where it's like, you don't have a crush on them and you're totally fine just being friends but also if they suddenly told you they liked you, you'd totally date them?

Chan: One day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world and the universe. Felix: Not if I eat the Mona Lisa.

Felix: I don't care what anyone thinks about me.

Seungmin: Okay.

Felix: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

Hyunjin: New year, same me because l'm perfect.