Minho: What Would You Like? We Have Water, Coffee, Spiders, Pepsi Or- Jisung: Spiders? Minho: Spiders

Bangchan : Felix, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Felix: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

Hyunjin: Do you want a tarot reading Seungmin: those are pokemon cards Hyunjin: you got a magikarp Seungmin: ... Hyunjin: it means you fucked up

Felix: hey Jisung, did you get eggs for the cake? Jisung: even better Felix: what did you- Jisung, holding a chicken: her name is Juremi

He's serving his CUNTry

Serving his country right

Chan : are you ok? What are you doing

Felix, rocking back and forth violently : my abSOLUTE FUCKING BEST

#how is he real

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Minho: Will you be mine forever?

Jisung: Yes.

Minho: *fishing in his pocket*

Jisung: Oh, it's happening.

Minho: *takes out a knife*

Jisung: I thought this was a marriage proposal?

Minho: No, a blood oath.

Jisung: Makes sense. Go ahead.

Being a kpop stan is so crazy like what if someone asked you what your favorite song is and you say 'fairy of shampoo'

When he asks the lore of my OCs 💍💍💍💍