Minho: So What's For Dinner? Jisung, Staring At The Food He Just Burnt: Regret

Jisung: I'm an expert at identifying birds Jeongin: Oh yeah? What are those on the tree up there Jisung: Yep, those are all birds

Seungmin: I’ll have you know that I can bench press over six million and ninety-two nanograms. Changbin: Dude, that’s less than two pounds. Seungmin: Sounded better the way I said it.

Chan: One day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world and the universe. Felix: Not if I eat the Mona Lisa.

Minho: Why are you on the floor? Felix: I'm depressed Minho: .... Felix: Also I was stabbed Felix: Can you get Chan?

Thanks for the tag @onlyoneofsideblogtrashheep :] this month's receiptify

I could never read a whole novel in one day, but when the fanfic is as long as a novel I won't stop reading until it's done

(I just finished reading a novel-length fanfic in one day, reading throughout online classes and not doing anything else for hours will do that)

A drawing of my fictional k-pop group IMPACT

Jisung: Why are you two always out during rainstorms? Chan: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain. Hyunjin: Minho bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but they’re WRONG.

Seungmin: I fell- Hyunjin: from heaven? Seungmin: no I literally fell- Hyunjin: in love with me? Seungmin: MY ARM IS BROKEN Hyunjin: okay but do you think I'm pretty? be honest

Jin: I want to be a caterpillar

Namjoon: explain

Jin: eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful

Namjoon: you know they have a lifespan of like a week, right?

Yoongi: yet another highlight