Chan: I Haven't Drank A Glass Of Water In The Last 2 Weeks And I Haven't Slept In Days. I've Memorized

Jeongin: If you had to choose between Seungmin and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Minho: I'll take the money. Jeongin: You don't even know how much mon- Minho: I'll take the money.

Soul: Being the weird member has honestly always paid off for me. No one ever really bats an eye at anything I do. It's always, "yeah that makes sense for you".

*Minho and Jisung at a dive bar* Minho: Look, I know you're disappointed, but can we get a drink please? Jisung, in a scuba-diving suit: I would like to leave now please

SKZ incorrect yearbook quotes

Jisung: aww, look at you getting so romantic with all these candles Minho: first of all I'm about to sacrifice you

Minho: Shotgun! Seungmin: Aw, but you had it on the way here Minho: No, I have a shotgun. Minho: *cocks gun* and I want to sit in the front seat

Changbin: Okay I have good news and bad news Chan: Just tell me the good news Changbin: The airbags in your car work perfectly

Minho, frustrated: You know what, fuck this, I deserve nice things Minho: *picks up Jisung* Minho: I'm taking him as compensation

Seungmin: I fell- Hyunjin: from heaven? Seungmin: no I literally fell- Hyunjin: in love with me? Seungmin: MY ARM IS BROKEN Hyunjin: okay but do you think I'm pretty? be honest