The Disco Elysium Brainrot Has Infiltrated My Math Notes.

My pfp is a bunch of bacteria and fungi sooooo

reblog for larger sample size :)

You know you're a hardcore lindy hopper when you:

1- have fallen down while dancing before

2- immediately recognize the reference photo

They’re dancing to Long Tall Sally by Little Richard

Do you- do you mean-

Sunrise, pawrabellum

Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

Who up transferring they fertility plasmid?

bacterial sex????????????????????????????? bacterias have been fuckin this whole time? my unwashed dishes are an orgy????????????

yes and this is what it looks like 

i want u to imagine me. 16 years old. high school. 3rd period ap biology. what do we learn about today. i learn that bacteria can reproduce in ways aside from just splitting themselves into two clones of themselves. that tube? called a sex pilus. they physically trade DNA through that tube. that tube is a dick. this image is bacteria porn. 

i have never been the same since ap biology

"Would you still love me if I was a DiscoWorm"

disco in the dirt

Same buddy, same...

Metallic bonding is just an electron orgy 👀

the molecules are having mad gay sex but only when youre not looking

I just got into the Disco Elysium fandom and y'all are very cool

However.

You guys suck at making ship names.

Like, harrykim? Kimharry? Is that the best you got? Get some surnames in there or something, spice it up a little bit. Harry du Bois and Kim Kitsuragi, there's so much to work with:

Kimbois, Haragi, Kitsuharry, Dukim, Kitarry, Kitsurbois, etc

Or fuck it, just swap the first letters of Kim and Harry: Karry / Him

Kimharry and harrykim just don't flow very well