Freaky-joonebugg - Freakytopia

SELFSHIP TIME !!

( most ppl ive shown this to have made fun of me for it, pls restrain from it, it genuinely upsets me )

my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

Self insert redesign!!!!!!! Plus some silly doodles :3

The animatics in my head about my enemy is actually in no way romantic. Why? Because in my head it isn't :3 there's not even romantic tension, just two guys hating eachother. The song I'm thinking of actually has no romantic undertone in this context because I say so

how it feels to send an oomf a pic of their favorite animal

f/o who makes you go 😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭ue💧 ee😭🥺💧 ue🥺 e e e😭. e💧🥺😭Uueuuue.💧💧ue😭🥺ee e🥺🥺😭eYEE💧🥺💧EEE💧💧😭U E🥺😭 EE G💧🥺😭E EYU💧🥺😭 UUEHH🥺💧😭EUEH💧🥺😭💧💧ue e😭😭eeeeee💧💧💧uu🥺😭hh😭🥺uUEEE🥺😭💧 e💧🥺😭Uueuuue.💧💧ue😭🥺ee

calling capitano... wife?

artist : fruberry01 (goodness me i love her art)

~ It was simply a quiet morning in Snezhnaya, the crackling from the fire was heard in the background, the smell of slight smoke and soap filling the shared bedroom.

Capitano was beside you, gently leaning his head on your shoulder, watching you with his gaze as you read the new series of your favorite book. Of course, he did not understand the context of the book, but he listened carefully to your rambles, precisely taking in every word.

Currently, you read a paragraph in the book. "Shall we be together in every universe, my hand in yours.. it would be more delightful than heaven itself if you wish to take my hand in marriage. Will you be my wife, my sweat, beautiful lady, Marionette?" Upon reading the last sentence, your eyes widened, an excited squeal escaping past your lips.

A small amused huff was heard from your husband, and he lazily wraps his left arm around you stomach, enjoying this quiet and peaceful moment, away from the Fatui life.

Well, at least he thought he could enjoy his peace, until your pretty mind came up with another daily, silly idea.

"May you grab a glass of water for me, wife?" You put a hand over your face, trying not to make it seem like you were grinning or attempting not to burst out laughing.

His eyebrow raised, and he looked over at your face, seeing how you were amused with this silly prank of yours. "..Wife?" Capitano repeated, slightly confused, but a bit understanding of your words.

After all, he did take care of you, press more tender kisses to your face, dress you up, everything a respectful and loving wife would do. But was he not more like a husband, who protected you from harm? Was he really a wife?

Perhaps he really is one, and that thought sort of confuses hi-

"Thrain!" Your voice snapped him out of his thoughts, and he turned his head towards you. You already seemed to understand him enough, knowing he was taking it seriously and possibly even rethinking about the past and his actions. What a silly man.

Without complaining, he simply murmured out, "Yes, dear." And with that, he stood back up on his feet, quicky and hurrying over to the kitchen to get you, his wife, or.. his husband, a glass of water.

Perhaps he'll stick with being the wife today. If that is what makes you happy.

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(IM SO SORRY FOR POSTING THIS LATE!) @joonebugg

based on a real life conversation