How To (not) Court A Defense Lawyer

He knows exactly what he's doing

i headcanon that gabe and emilie would want to create a sentibaby that's a mix of their own DNA--which, why can't they do that? Dusuu's got to use some sort of genetic material

but what if they wanted to test the possible combinations of their DNA before deciding on their perfect designer baby? what if you're adrien agreste model 1.0? it's a little weird when you come into the world, fully grown, and the first thing you're asked to do is turn around slowly on the spot. there's some lady in a mask and a peacock dress, smiling as you stand there, awaiting judgement. her counterpart, standing behind her, seems uncertain. but you don't think much of that. there's no time to think much of that--not when all of a sudden you're sitting at a desk, with pages of equations written on them. problems you're meant to solve.

somehow, you know you've learned this math somewhere--even if you don't remember when or how. but they keep watching you--scrutinizing every line of your pencil. you finally dare to ask them about it--because it's weird, right? and god, if they could just leave you alone for ten minutes, you could probably finish this easily. but your examiners' lips turn down at your outburst. and you're snapped away before you even manage to look back down at the page

what if you're adrien agreste model 13.6, and everything you do elicits little whoops of joy from the peacock lady? in your several hours of existence, you've spoken five different languages and carried out a slew of endurance, agility, and cognitive tests. and most importantly--although you don't know why your examiners seem to praise you for this--you never talked back once

the peacock lady claps her hands together, and even the man behind her--who you've come to realize isn't nearly as easy to crack--can't seem to stop smiling. and you don't understand why something about that fills you with dread, but it does. it's a sort of all-consuming, impossible to shake dread. but you smile through it anyways

you don't know that once you disappear, a smaller version of you will come forth into the world. or that, years later, you'll feel that same sort of sick feeling in your gut

you're adrien agreste model 13.7, and you don't know there's anything weird about the way you came into this world. you don't realize your mother sometimes misses 6.8's dimples, or that your father often wishes they'd gone with 11.2--who would have had a real head for business

and you never do figure out why something always feels just a little bit wrong

hurry!!

what do you mean house canonically says the line "Nothing that your body language isn't telling me right now." to wilson. what do you mean he says this when they're alone in wilson's office with dim lighting. what do you mean the opening chords of john mayer's "gravity" begin to play right after it cuts to wilson's flustered reaction. what do you mean

I found this on Pinterest and another thing I would like to point out is that Kageyama is the youngest first year in karasuno while Hinata is the Oldest. Also with Hinata having a younger sister, he already has practice "teaching" someone how to interact with people.

For me, that reason makes this so much more cute

this is sick and twisted. SICK AND FUCJING TWISTED

growing old with you

different freaks attract each other or however the saying goes

asexual klapollo art i shouldve kept in drafts

when chat noir does that thing where he runs away from danger on all fours...... why does he do that..... does it actually improve his speed......... doesnt seem like it does... is that actually a part of the black cat miraculous or is adrien just like that........