i’m too mainstream for the weird ppl but to weird for the mainstream ppl :\
i want a pet cow :( they’re so cute (but i’m scared they’d smell bad)
I’m losing my mind
They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.
can i pretty please make friends on this app that aren’t old men or “soft girls” that glorify eating disorders 🙏🙏🙏
me and my plushies forever !
I wanna post the most out of pocket things but the problem is they are out of pocket
When a man asks me a personal uncomfortable question so I go to ask him something also uncomfortable until I realize he’s just gonna enjoy it
weird way to propose but okay! ♡
Why do I look better in my mirror. I hate camera me
sometimes just listening to a song isn’t enough, i need to inject that shit into my veins
She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened
i think that the printer industry is underperforming on purpose
there’s no way that they haven’t figured out how to make a functional, easy-to-use printer yet
they just wanna sell more printers
whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am
idk what to make my username and i feel like i never like it :/
help plsssss
If the vibes r off I will assume you hate me and want me dead
i hope every lover girl finds her super calm gentleman who is unashamedly and insanely obsessed with her
top five best female experiences:
1. ovulation
2. smelling good cologne that matches the face
3. tanning
4. seeing biceps
5. smiling at a girl and she smiles back
Need a man like this