The Lads

What the plural form of deer???

Deers?

Deefes??

Deeves???

“So how much sour milk would I have to drink for this question?” Me

“I don—“ teacher

“Two gallons” classmate

“I think you can’t even drink 2 regular galleons much less sour milk.” Classmate

“Would I get sick from drinking the two gallons?” Me

“Yes???” Teacher

“Would I have to go to online zoom if I did?” Me

“NO” teacher

There’s the good boy!!

With another good boy!!

Where’s the good boy

Maddie: he’s so adorable isnt he!!

Lily: girl I do not see the appeal

Me: i dunno, he kinda has himbo energy. Like he seems like he texts his mom “gn i love you <3 when he goes to sleep.

Lily looses her shit: W H A T

me: oh,,, were we not talking about Leon in dbd?

Lily: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MADDIES BF

me: oh :D

I LOVE MY CAMERA SHY BOYO

me saying it’s not my friend despite not knowing wether that’s truth or not: ye I saw yellow do task can’t be him

him messaging me after we got another person voted out: you saved mee I’ll kill you last uWu

My gay boys

@galax

Lawnmowers don’t deserve parking rights

Nothing fucking funnier than my kitten peeking at me from behind a door because she looks like a stoner

Those blue eyes that all my other cats have? You can’t see hers cause her pupils take up 95% of her eyes.

She just pops up like: (●--●)

my apologies to y’all browns but

WHY ARE YALL SO TRUSTING????? THREE DIFFERENT BROWNS ON THREE DIFFERENT DAYS HAVE TRUSTED ME WHEN I WAS IMPOSTER

LIKE YOU BROWNS ARE LIKE HIMBOS

SO LOVING AND TRUSTING YET SO DUMB