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MITSKI REFERENCE

Guys i died but i'm alive

hear me out...

it's tiger shark TUESDAY

TIGER SHARK APPRECIATION!!

oh my god i love watching columbo with my mom

[holds mic towards you] how much money would you pay to meet all might, but in his true form

I would ransack 100 wealthy men to pay for the opportunity

the Jaws novel is actually wild wdym you casually tossed in the F-slur 17 pages into your book, Peter?? downright diabolical but im not surprised bc it was published in th mid 70s.

i cannot stand those ppl on tt who're like "3 MONTHS UNTIL TORNADO SEASON WOOOO" no. let's not! ☺️ ppl lose their homes and even their lives to those things and you're... excited for that??? like.. what??

dogs have the right idea for sticking their heads out the window, feels so whimsical

IM GONNA CRASH OUT IM SO OVERSTIMULATED AND EVERYONE AROUND ME IS MAKING EXCESS NOISES IM GONNA PEEL MY FLESH OFF